I did a stupid...

[Filipe]

WUT? no. I ment to say a pvc tube

A pvc tube pole? How much did you payed for that stripper? 5 dollars?

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[SuperFlaminninja³]

A pvc tube pole? How much did you payed for that stripper? 5 dollars?

he sayed you can sqeeze her so :/

[Trymos]

Listen, OP: You should not be ashamed to have a hooker/stripper in your house, don't be afraid to admit it to us as we completely understand.

If you are still ashamed, try this: You have to feel her boobs, you have to BECOME one with her boobs. You have to give her a good time to get a good time.

Now, please tell me this and you have to mean it:

I LOVE BOOBIES

[Seath45]

A pvc tube pole? How much did you payed for that stripper? 5 dollars?

Not you too flilipe...

[Jshotgun]

A pvc tube pole? How much did you payed for that stripper? 5 dollars?

[Daswiruch]

I tend to walk away with things.

so you're a kleptomaniac?

[Ipquarx]

so you're a kleptomaniac?

Him and Rigel would get along well together

[Rigel]

Him and Rigel would get along well together

so you're a kleptomaniac?

I don't believe intentionally stealing things and absent-mindedly walking away with things are the same.

[XR-7]

How hard did she squeeze your wire

[Seath45]

How hard did she squeeze your wire

So much it was cut.

[Ragequit]

So much it was cut.

you should go to the hospital

[Heitmeyer²]

why the forget do you keep a wire cutter under your pillow

[Refticus]

why the forget do you keep a wire cutter under your pillow

home circumcision

[Bluecat43]

home circumcision

for some reason I was not expecting this thread to go that direction but either 'direction' is 'totally' fine with me.

[Brickitect]

oh my god what happened