Blogland: My phone was stolen.

[Kochieboy]

Read the op then the first reply and say I am handicapped again

"Gee, let's make a comment on how he didn't read the op, that would really get him"

Lel

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[Niblic²]

why didnt you just shoot the mugger

[Pie Crust]

I left the kala at home.

i was held up by two guys and couln't reach my pocket knife, not like I had a chance against them or time to open it.

[Niblic²]

should've raped them instead

[Pie Crust]

b-but black roosters are too big...

[Blocky943]

at what point does a snake become "too big"

[Ragequit]

make your own bigger

[Pie Crust]

I wish mine had knots and a long bone. :C

[Frankie²]

Owning phones for life is stupid, they dont last long and there is no purpose to not just rent/finance the top of the line at all times. Its cheaper in the long run and you constantly have the newest and best. With no responsibility over breaking or losing them.

where could i find something like this

[Ragequit]

I wish mine had knots and a long bone. :C

okay what the forget

[Blocky943]

I wish mine had knots and a long bone. :C

loving sigged

[-Setro-]

nvm

[KoopaScooper]

I wish mine had knots and a long bone. :C

Have you considered Self Delete?  Reincarnation is a common belief.

[Vitawrap]

so we've come from the loss of a phone to the length of a black richard, loving gg again pie crust

[Pie Crust]

No worries, Koopa. Xenotransplants and snake surgeries exist. And vita, these things just happen in online forums. I'm not sure how.