Author Topic: The Minions Movie Is Number One In The World ! - MINION MEME QUOTES Riddler  (Read 36986 times)



You heard me! Number one in the world! It was hard, but thats to all the dedicated members of the #MinionNation, we could really stiff the competition! Stand up tall and proud if you're a lover of these chubby munchkins! This isn't just some kid's junk, let go of your manhood for just a second to truly enjoy this film before you give it the shaft. Watch as these cute little monsters go from twigs and berries to the biggest and baddest villains! #TheMinions Movie, in theaters everywhere NOW!

that's a rooster

despite poor design choices, this movie really is doing successful in the box office, and i want to know why. these little stuffs that ruined the despicable me movies get a movie of them babbling loudly for 2 and a half hours and doing Lol Wacky stuff, meanwhile good movies are being overtaken by these yellow monstrosities. is this the future of the childrens movie/animation industry? is this the new standard for good filmmaking? how much money have they spent marketing this movie that could have gone to making a real movie? but NO, i have to see them every time i go out in public instead. facebook is a minefield now, and let me tell you i am not happy about it.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2015, 10:09:12 PM by Kimon² »



i can guarantee you that no
no it is not the #1 movie in the world

where the forget is despicable me 3. gru is a good character, an actual character unlike the yellow, personality-lacking hellspawn. they have no character. they're just bait for 40 year old wine moms on facebook & the randumb community.

"Minions were never supposed to exist." - my brother, 2 weeks ago

i can guarantee you that no
no it is not the #1 movie in the world
every movie that comes out is the number one movie in the world, dont you know????


also if you want to see something worse go to their official tumblr
where the forget is despicable me 3. gru is a good character, an actual character unlike the yellow, personality-lacking hellspawn. they have no character. they're just bait for 40 year old wine moms on facebook & the randumb community.

"Minions were never supposed to exist." - my brother, 2 weeks ago
not to mention gru CREATED the minons, and this movie is retcon bullstuff



i bet 10 bucks that the minions get their own tv show or some gay stuff, just like those stupid rayman rabbids


i bet 10 bucks that the minions get their own tv show or some gay stuff, just like those stupid rayman rabbids
The Rayman spinoff game was actually quite good
But the rest...

The Rayman spinoff game was actually quite good
But the rest...

never really played it actually. all i know is that i don't like it for 2 reasons, the first being that i just dislike those rabbid characters and the second reason is that it was originally going to be rayman 4, but at some point they decided to cancel all of that and make it a party game. it may be fun but when you look at some of the concept art, it really is a sad thing

i bet 10 bucks that the minions get their own tv show or some gay stuff, just like those stupid rayman rabbids
loving christ i almost forgot about how inevitable that is

also if you want to see something worse go to their official tumblrnot to mention gru CREATED the minons, and this movie is retcon bullstuff
Gru was just a non-canon side character in the first two Minions movies.

i went to see it last night with my family and it was okay but the incoherent autistic wailing from the group of 6 year olds bombarding my ears from every direction got a little annoying by the 45 minute mark