Author Topic: My husband is dead and our 20 year marriage has finally come to an end  (Read 1596 times)

He could no longer stand my fat ass and i crushed him by leaning back for what would be our 189,456th leaning back anniversary. He also suffered from a terrible flaking skin disease. His leather exterior was simply not built to last. May he rest in pieces.


Time for a new marriage. What the hell are you guys sitting on and tell me why its great so that i may buy it.

Also i checked the chair for any brand marks, and i found nothing. If you guys can identify the chair i'll gladly buy another one of these again.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2015, 02:25:09 PM by Tayasaurus »





Rest in piece last and only comfortable chair in the apartment

wow, we've been together for 20 years already?

I thought this was for real; as in an actual husband dying.

Reporting abuse.

Me, I'm sitting in my van. I doubt you'll buy that.


Reporting abuse.

Me, I'm sitting in my van. I doubt you'll buy that.
I'd buy that for a dollar

I think my wife is about to kick the bucket too

our family is about ready to spend $100 on a new wife


our family is about ready to spend $100 on a new wife
a mail-order wife???