My husband is dead and our 20 year marriage has finally come to an end

[Ipquarx]

a mail-order wife???

no
the wife shop

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

our family is about ready to spend $100 on a new wife

Ordered straight from Africa and ready to work

[tber123]

What was your husband/chair like before his death?

[Tayasaurus]

What was your husband/chair like before his death?

Tight skinned sturdy young man

[ThatDarkNinja778]

My condolences

[HellHound]

Do you think that there was foul play?

[Brickman]

i use a wooden chair thats falling apart and causes my butt to hurt sometimes so i just put a pillow on it

[*FacePalm*]

same thing happened to my chair. got a new one that i feel is actually a bit big for my tiny room, tho

[Steve5451²]

Mine won't stay up if you know what I mean.

the hydraulic thingy keeps going down when I sit at a certain angle.

[Rigel]

Do you think that there was foul play?

Ripping ass.

Knowing that it's taya, that can mean plenty of things.

[Tayasaurus]

Ripping ass.

Knowing that it's taya, that can mean plenty of things.

What makes you think i'd intentionally murder my beloved?

[ZombiLoin]

What makes you think i'd intentionally murder my beloved?

What would make us think you wouldn't intentionally murder your beloved?
/s

[devildogelite]

I'm using a Herman Miller Aeron and it's amazing, but also really expensive. But my ass just is so comfortable in it.

[Tayasaurus]

What would make us think you wouldn't intentionally murder your beloved?
/s

Darn my insatiable hunger for bondage and domination!

[ThatRandomGuy]

My condolences...

Me? I just lay spread eagle on the floor or on my bed but I do occasionally lean on the edge in what I guess you could describe as a doggystyle position...