dude wtf u don't even know me!
He doesn't have to

Things that piss me off:
Girls who use their love as an excuse to do or not do something
People who fold their armrests up
Being in a house with only one bathroom with my family
When I'm on vacation and 85% of everything we pack belongs to a girl or a pet
"Coexist" and "Tolerance" bumper stickers
No, make that any bumper sticker, but just hate those more
People with bad grammar, don't really care online though
Dogs
Mosquitos
Wasps
Horseflies
Any insect that's big and loud and flies
Centipedes
When my tablet constantly freezes and needs a force shutdown