This building will develop as it's own country, and it's economy will be worse than North Korea's.What shall this country be named if it were to happen?
The sheer amount of semen passing through the plumbing would block up all of the water pipes, causing a spectacular explosion and killing everyone.
Hell.
No no no, make it sound good so people would want to come and stay forever for a vacation
People wouldn't stay here to save the world.
Keep the door locked with 10 different locks. Barricade the windows, too.
Again, this needs to be a loving server