Guys tumblr thinks I'm a creep help

[Cappytaino]

So I got this email today regarding a post on tumblr


The post was a copypasta. A loving copypasta. It apparently triggered enough people to be mad about it to get deleted though. Does anybody know how many 'strikes' you get on tumblr or is it just a "we'll remove offensive stuff you post?" is it a moderated or automated system? I'm trying to be sparing and use every last post I have.

[Ad Bot]

[rambo1220]

wtf since when do people on tumblr flag stuff for being "nasty", have they even been on that website.

why use tumblr, it's just a hug box today anyways

bc some people have preferences y'know?

[Refticus]

why use tumblr, it's just a hug box today anyways

[espio100]

Tumblr is cancer
dont go there

[Cappytaino]

why use tumblr, it's just a hug box today anyways

posting offensive copypastas and recruiting people to join the national socialists is fun but i don't want to get this account banned

[rambo1220]

Tumblr is cancer
dont go there

preferences

posting offensive copypastas and recruiting people to join the national socialists is fun but i don't want to get this account banned

send them a link to the most nasty stuff on that website possible and just be like "ur banning me rly"

but I doubt that'd work anyway. Just repspond with a truthful response and see if you can negotiate something with the bots in hopes that its an actual human you're talking to.

[Aces]

why use tumblr, it's just a hug box today anyways

because you can use a website without having to interact with certain people

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

but you are one

[ThatRandomGuy]

how do we know you actually aren't a creep

what did you even post

[Cappytaino]

how do we know you actually aren't a creep

what did you even post

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment stuff all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her loving TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

That's what I posted. It's a copypasta, I didn't make it.

[rambo1220]

how do we know you actually aren't a creep

what did you even post

That's what I posted. It's a copypasta, I didn't make it.

good lord.

[InvisibleName]

That's what I posted. It's a copypasta, I didn't make it.

i can see why they removed it
if they had no context (clearly they didnt) they would've thought you were serious

[Narkro555]

That's what I posted. It's a copypasta, I didn't make it.

Well this explains everything.

[ThatRandomGuy]

That's what I posted. It's a copypasta, I didn't make it.

That is like

loving creepy as hell

i can see why they removed it
if they had no context (clearly they didnt) they would've thought you were serious

[espio100]

That's what I posted. It's a copypasta, I didn't make it.

lmao thats the best copypasta ever