Not very long. Your posts are like a landfill, and the trash represents your bad posts (which is all of them)
That's real poetic and all, but that's a post from
four years ago using an account that I haven't used in months. You went way out of your way to dig that out very specifically. Though then again, it doesn't seem like it'd be particularly unusual for you to be kind of weirdo who keeps track of things everyone says as "dirt" to the degree that you knew exactly what you were looking for.
You're perving on kids.
No.
I'm surprised you've never heard of that expression before.
I have. You are either:
a. Using it incorrectly, or
b. Incorrect in whatever dumb assumption you seem to be making.