The worst thing that ever happened to you

[Swampivorous]

my first relationship.

[Ad Bot]

[MoltenKitten]

>be on vacation
>sleeping in a hotel room shared with my family
>fall asleep
>have a wet dream involving Meghan fox
>wake up at 4
>ohstuff.jpg
>underwear drenched in cum
>duck waddle to the room's bathroom
>take off underwear and wash in sink
>wipe snake with tissues
>go to dry underwear
>all towels are dirty
>put on wet undies
>Sleep in wet undies

[Alternat¡ve]

nice meme

[ThatRandomGuy]

>be on vacation
>sleeping in a hotel room shared with my family
>fall asleep
>have a wet dream involving Meghan fox
>wake up at 4
>ohstuff.jpg
>underwear drenched in cum
>duck waddle to the room's bathroom
>take off underwear and wash in sink
>wipe snake with tissues
>go to dry underwear
>all towels are dirty
>put on wet undies
>Sleep in wet undies

You had a wet dream involving Meghan fox?


oh my god, wow.

[Kyuande]

When I saw Obama become president

[The Resonte!]

>put on wet undies
>Sleep in wet undies

[mp7964]

i got robbed at gunpoint for an ounce of weed once

uhh, i guess that was pretty bad.

[ThatRandomGuy]

i got robbed at gunpoint for an ounce of weed once

uhh, i guess that was pretty bad.

You should have pulled out your "Gun" and peed on the guy

[AcornCake]

marshal moved away in new leaf

[mp7964]

You should have pulled out your "Gun" and peed on the guy

;););)

i had a skateboard and a knife but he was just out of reach for me to do anything without getting shot so i just dropped the bag and he left. called some people and we went around looking for him, i heard that he got jumped and ended up in the hospital a few days later but i dont think that's what happened.

[ThatRandomGuy]

Was having a chat with someone from the BLF on steam and I got stiff before I got asked to go do something and I was in my underwear so I am fully erect in boxer-shorts and It was an emergency so I basically ran out of my room with a sausage stuffed in my underwear with family everywhere.

[mp7964]

Was having a chat with someone from the BLF on steam and I got stiff before I got asked to go do something and I was in my underwear so I am fully erect in boxer-shorts and It was an emergency so I basically ran out of my room with a sausage stuffed in my underwear with family everywhere.

why did you not just put some pants on

my parents made me come like lift a box or something while i was naked jerking off and i just threw some jeans on and went and did it then continued my fap

[ThatRandomGuy]

why did you not just put some pants on

my parents made me come like lift a box or something while i was naked jerking off and i just threw some jeans on and went and did it then continued my fap

'Emergency"

I didn't have time to grab some pants

[SquartleTurtle]

my first relationship.

everyone goes through the bodypillow phase

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marshal moved away in new leaf

and now i have marshal from a town i wont name, you tell me ur town nam