Author Topic: cheap household items that can be used as lube? (Read 8874 times)

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · July 24, 2015, 09:01:09 PM

asking for a friend

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Mr Queeba · July 24, 2015, 09:02:45 PM

SpongeCraft1212 · July 24, 2015, 09:02:47 PM

i-

...yesssss???

fireking · July 24, 2015, 09:02:52 PM

Fab · July 24, 2015, 09:03:30 PM

if it breaks inside the ass its bad

Steve5451� · July 24, 2015, 09:04:01 PM

Probably, but tell your friend to be careful if it's too spoiled because it might get too hard and it won't exactly be a smooth entry if you know what I mean.

Dionysusan · July 24, 2015, 09:04:27 PM

really depends on how stiff and flaky it is

it would suck to get a yeast infection

SquartleTurtle · July 24, 2015, 09:05:45 PM

the forget do you have a loving olive garden restaurant up your ass

-Setro- · July 24, 2015, 09:06:04 PM

Quote from: Dionysusan on July 24, 2015, 09:04:27 PM

it would suck to get a yeast infection

pls

gebenuwell · July 24, 2015, 09:08:37 PM

be careful about thos crums

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · July 24, 2015, 09:09:02 PM

Quote from: Steve5451� on July 24, 2015, 09:04:01 PM

Probably, but tell your friend to be careful if it's too spoiled because it might get too hard and it won't exactly be a smooth entry if you know what I mean.

alright got any recommendations?

Dionysusan · July 24, 2015, 09:11:14 PM

Quote from: -Setro- on July 24, 2015, 09:06:04 PM

pls

that was good tho

$trinick · July 24, 2015, 09:11:50 PM

I've always figured an xbox controller would do well, but my girlfriend says it's not that great. Hair brushes are what I always hear about people using.

EDIT: Note the title change, that's why my answer is different than the previous ones.

Nonnel · July 24, 2015, 09:12:54 PM

try a loving plunger handle

hillkill · July 24, 2015, 09:13:14 PM

toothbrushes