cheap household items that can be used as lube?

[Pie Crust]

Toothbrushes, TV remotes, your fingers, computer mice, wooden spoons (the handle part), that pole that holds up the kitchen paper roll, the handle of a screwdriver, the handle of an adjustable wrench, etc.

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[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Toothbrushes, TV remotes, your fingers, computer mice, wooden spoons (the handle part), that pole that holds up the kitchen paper roll, the handle of a screwdriver, the handle of an adjustable wrench, etc.

which of these would you recommend the most?

[Nonnel]

a toothbrush is obviously not thick enough

[$trinick]

a toothbrush is obviously not thick enough

I think he means an electric (vibrating) toothbrush.

[Pie Crust]

which of these would you recommend the most?

Screwdrivers (handle and the driver), TV remote (in a plastic bag, obv), the handle of a wooden spoon, and a toothbrush.

a toothbrush is obviously not thick enough

It's to stretch it up a bit. (A warmup)

I think he means an electric (vibrating) toothbrush.

Those exist?

[bestguy22]

knife

[Dionysusan]

guys i made a really good bread/vagina disease joke

[ThatDarkNinja778]

A flashlight would probably work out well.

[Pie Crust]

A wine/champagne bottle, for those who like extreme sports.

[$trinick]

A wine/champagne bottle, for those who like extreme sports.

For extra points half uncork the champagne bottle while full.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

this thread is a sin and op is a sinner

[Dionysusan]

DirecTV Remote

[Nonnel]

phone

[Trogtor]

computer mice

its like one giant brown town bead

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

a gun