cheap household items that can be used as lube?

[The Resonte!]

a buzz lightyear action figure

"you've got a friend in me"

[Ad Bot]

[bestguy22]

no seriously just use a kitchen knife its the best choice

[Legoboss]

if your lookin for a fleshlight, i heard from maxx that purses are pretty good.

[Alyx Vance]

Shampoo bottle, soda can, plunger handle (plastic one), pen

if your lookin for a fleshlight, i heard from maxx that purses are pretty good.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Nonnel]

if your lookin for a fleshlight, i heard from maxx that purses are pretty good.

literally the OPPOSITE of what he wanted

[The Resonte!]

world's largest gummy worm

i thought that was a big-ass double carrot

you can probably get one of those for $30 anyways

[Ipquarx]

zucchini

[Swampivorous]

just go to bad dragon if you need a carrot so badly.

[Mr Man]

just go to bad dragon if you need a carrot so badly.

Those are expensive though

[AtlasBlue]

[InvisibleName]

did your friend try using a pop bottle

[HellHound]

You could always try a thin beer bottle or something I dunno. But I'd advise getting a real carrot, they're not expensive or anything.

[Lego lad]

tuna jar

[Blahguy300]

Your fingers

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Your fingers

gross
im not fingering my friend
i aint gay