cheap household items that can be used as lube?

[Swampivorous]

Don't quote me on this but if I remember correctly I saw them for 30 dollars and up. Haven't been there in a while.

Ahhhhh...
That doesn't sound too expensive....but then how would a same quality carrot sell in some...store?

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

your richard

[Swampivorous]

your richard

you're a squid now

[Space1255]

Lightbulb.

[Headcrab Zombie]

admin pls

lol whoops

whatever you do, don't use glass

seriously it can break and, well, I think you get the rest

There are actual glass carrots
The key is don't use a glass thing that wasn't intended for use like that

Well...in what price range are some of the simple ones?

A small in most models is like $70

[MoltenKitten]

Do what I do, go to your basement and cut off the arm of your most recent victim. Make sure they are still fresh because the blood makes for a great lubricant.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

hes decided on a broom handle
got any lube recommendations?

[KoopaScooper]

Your mother's tears are the best lube.

[SetGaming]

hes decided on a broom handle
got any lube recommendations?

lotion

[Swampivorous]

Do what I do, go to your basement and cut off the arm of your most recent victim. Make sure they are still fresh because the blood makes for a great lubricant.

Knowing you, you'd probably do such a thing.

Your mother's tears are the best lube.

That's like saying "we should go forget on those rocks."  bonus points for anyone who knows where that is from.

hes decided on a broom handle
got any lube recommendations?

...ow.

[Zoltan]

hes decided on a broom handle
got any lube recommendations?

glue

[The Resonte!]

glue

[Swampivorous]

glue

molten aluminum

[Mr Man]

vaseline

[ThatRandomGuy]

Oil

Vegetable, Baby, peanut, etc. Just don't use your car's oil