cheap household items that can be used as lube?

[Malleo100]

cum

[Ad Bot]

[Ragequit]

mountain dew

[Headcrab Zombie]

hes decided on a broom handle
got any lube recommendations?

go to a pharmacy and buy some
It's only a few dollars

[Bacon Pancakes]

do what you want but bible man is watching

[IkeTheGeneric]

i heard bengay's is pretty good as lube

[The Murderous Cop]

guys, plot twist:
this is secretly OP asking for all this stuff

[MoltenKitten]

Boob juice

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

guys, plot twist:
this is secretly OP asking for all this stuff

no its not
its this guy

[Steve5451²]

Hand soap?
maybe that'll burn, idk test it out.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Hand soap?
maybe that'll burn, idk test it out.

from personal experience
it burns
it burns for a week

[HellHound]

A good lube is coconut oil. I've heard it's a very good oil-based lubricant.

[bestguy22]

gasoline

[Col. Derontchi]

My personal fave bleach and whale blubber

[Headcrab Zombie]

A good lube is coconut oil. I've heard it's a very good oil-based lubricant.

it's also several dollars more than actual lube

go to a pharmacy and buy some
It's only a few dollars

[Electrk.]

tabasco sauce