It was my first day at a new school and I started a gay daydream and I wandered into my 2nd period, for next SEMESTER, so I looked around and saw there was no empty chairs and I asked the teacher about it and she pulled out a chair* for me. I sit in it and the back legs decided to fly out and hit somebody in the head causing me to fall back and everybody is laughing and I had a boner from the daydream I was practically still in then halfway in the class I realize I'm in the wrong class and I literally start cussing my lungs out in Russian because that was the first thing that came to mind.*The chair was already broken before I even sat in it.
You know, that was perfectly understandable until that last part. I don't think anyone would have held it against you if you wandered into the wrong class and a chair broke. But who even curses in russian? Why not just like, leave? or explain the situation?
like I said, it was the first thing to come into my mind.
that still doesn't really make sense. im assuming you got to an english speaking school, why would shouting in russian make the situation any better? like, why is that of all things the first thing it occurs to you to do? it just seems kinda silly to me
This was a few years ago. I was arguing with a catty girl and called her "sweetheart" like a mobster, and the teacher said he could write me up for harassment and I started crying in front of the whole damn class.
