[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Refticus]

loving rad, we made it.

jerk off to celebrate

then realise that we don't know what to do in new york

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

then realise that we don't know what to do in new york

look for simple jobs like being a street seller around times square since we're good at doing things

[Frequency]

actually forget it see if someone will take you to an airport so you can ask how much a ticket costs

[Damp]

forget IT WERE GOING TO KENYA TO REUNITE WITH OUR AFRICAN REBELS

[Swat 3]

actually forget it see if someone will take you to an airport so you can ask how much a ticket costs

god said he didn't want to do that because that would be a CHEAP way to ruin this adventure.................... .

[Frequency]

I never said it had to work :^)

[XR-7]

loving rad, we made it.

jerk off to celebrate

You run into an alley and celebrate between two garbage cans.

actually forget it see if someone will take you to an airport so you can ask how much a ticket costs

Like Swat said, that would kind of ruin the purpose of the game. But even so, you need a credit card and parental/guardian consent anyway, neither of which we have.

look for simple jobs like being a street seller around times square since we're good at doing things

We don't really have anything to sell.

Status:

Location: New York, NY
Time: 8:11pm ET Thursday
Temperature: 61°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): Low
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.

You are in New York City. Buildings and people are not only everywhere, they are also everywhere. Here is a list of some notable areas with distances (note that it takes about 10 minutes to go one mile by car):

World Trade Center: 0.8 miles
Gramercy Park: 2.7 miles
Empire State Building: 3.5 miles
Times Square: 3.5 miles
Central Park: 5.3 miles
Statue of Liberty: 7.0 miles
Yankee Stadium: 11.2 miles
Citi Field: 12.6 miles
Bronx Zoo: 14.2 miles
JFK International Airport: 17.9 miles

Or anywhere else you guys want. We can also check the surrounding area for alleys or businesses.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon

Colon contents: WIP, two hours to reload

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$178.18
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (21% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Decepticon]

We don't really have anything to sell.

no like

selling other people's products

if you have to go through an interview remind them the internet and others love a good sob story about being homeless and you're charismatic

and there are always tons of people in times square so it would be perfect

[Space1255]

Frolic in the Times Square Toys 'R' Us

[Damp]

forget IT WERE GOING TO KENYA TO REUNITE WITH OUR AFRICAN REBELS

[Refticus]

Frolic in the Times Square Toys 'R' Us

then

forget IT WERE GOING TO KENYA TO REUNITE WITH OUR AFRICAN REBELS

[CRITAWAKETS]

Statue of liberty,be a real soviet and blow it up,signalling the soviet invasion.

[XR-7]

no like

selling other people's products

if you have to go through an interview remind them the internet and others love a good sob story about being homeless and you're charismatic

and there are always tons of people in times square so it would be perfect

Not sure if anyone would trust a strange 14 year old kid with no parents to sell their stuff, but I guess we could try.

Frolic in the Times Square Toys 'R' Us

You walk 3.5 miles to Times Square and go inside Toys 'R' Us. You run up and down the aisles playing with toys and pressing "TRY ME" buttons.

And how do you suggest we get to Kenya

Status:

Location: New York, NY (Times Square)
Time: 9:58pm ET Thursday
Temperature: 60°F
Stamina: A little tired
Hunger: Content
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): Low
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.

You are in the Toys 'R' Us located in Times Square. They close in one hour. Outside, there are several theaters, a McDonald's, a Hard Rock Cafe, Ben & Jerry's, a number of cafes, and a Starbucks.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon

Colon contents: Ready

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$178.18
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (21% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Damp]

buy hiding in supplies that are shipped in aircraft carriers that go to iraq

[Space1255]

Go to a hotel for the night.