[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Damp]

the forget you ate a box of junior mints and your still hungery

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[XR-7]

try to locate a texas roadhouse nearby

We have some choices here.

There is a Texas Roadhouse in Manchester, CT but that is 10 miles in the wrong direction.
There is a Texas Roadhouse in Waterbury, CT which is in the right direction, but it is 23 miles away.

Alternatively, we could just buy food. As a last resort, we could also

Tackle some random woman and steal her food

the forget you ate a box of junior mints and your still hungery

Learn to plural scrub. Even so, who has ever gotten full from eating a box's worth of junior mints?

add a stuff-o-meter to the update posts

Good idea.

Status:

Location: Hartford, CT
Time: 11:55am ET Thursday
Temperature: 59°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Hungry
*NEW* Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): Low
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.

You are now in Connecticut's capital. New York City is 117 miles away. You've been looking for lunch options.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor, you are noticeably dirty and stinky
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor, ew
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon

*NEW* Colon contents: Empty

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Frisbee
Pen
Pad of paper
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
2 bottles of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$128.18
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
The key to your foreclosed apartment in Boston
iPhone 6 (21% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Map of greater Boston (Boston, Cambridge, Lexington, Quincy, Salem, other smaller areas)
Your mom's locked combination safe

NOTE: Your backpack and pockets are now full. You must remove one or more items to add more.

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Space1255]

Go to 23 mile one.

[Swat 3]

Rob a chain-store convenience store with a youngling on duty. They are easier to steal from.

[Snaked_Snake]

Rob a chain-store convenience store with a youngling on duty. They are easier to steal from.

Also put on some sort of mask or theyll recognize us instantly likelast time.

[ThatRandomGuy]

Rob a chain-store convenience store with a youngling on duty. They are easier to steal from.

Be sure to grab all the condoms

[Swat 3]

Remove: Map of greater Boston, dull kitchen cutting knife, the frisbee, key to foreclosed apartment (they would have changed the lock).

[Snaked_Snake]

Remove: Map of greater Boston, dull kitchen cutting knife, the frisbee, key to foreclosed apartment (they would have changed the lock).

Sell them at a pawn store

[XR-7]

Go to 23 mile one.

You decide to head in the direction of Waterbury. You walk about 5 miles and you feel really tired, but it takes you two hours. There has got to be a faster way that doesn't drain so much energy in so little time. Before going further, you must either rest for 30 minutes or find a less strenuous method of transportation.

Remove: Map of greater Boston, dull kitchen cutting knife, the frisbee, key to foreclosed apartment (they would have changed the lock).

Sell them at a pawn store

You decide to get rid of some of your junk. You try to sell some of the stuff at a pawn store, but the guy inside just laughs at you. You toss them in a nearby trash can.

Rob a chain-store convenience store with a youngling on duty. They are easier to steal from.

Every convenience store in town is bustling with people on lunch break, it's broad daylight, and most of them have multiple employees during the day. Maybe at night though.

Status:

Location: West Hartford, CT
Time: 2:11pm ET Thursday
Temperature: 62°F
Stamina: Tired
Hunger: Famished
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): Low
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.

You are five miles southwest of Hartford heading towards Waterbury, which has a Texas Roadhouse. Waterbury is still 18 miles away.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor, you are noticeably dirty and stinky
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor, ew
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon

Colon contents: Empty

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
2 bottles of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$128.18
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (21% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Swat 3]

Try to find a nice person and ask them if you could use their shower.

[Space1255]

Drink a Coke

[tber123]

Don't beaches have free showers or something? Try finding one.

[Refticus]

break into a empty house to use their shower

[XR-7]

Drink a Coke

You drink a Coke and feel a little better, but you're still very hungry.

Don't beaches have free showers or something? Try finding one.

Not a bad idea, but we are still a good 40 miles north from New Haven (the closest coastal city with guaranteed beaches). I may actually try implementing basic maps in the future, although that could be difficult to maintain since I'm always on mobile.

break into a empty house to use their shower

You wander around in a subdivision eyeing some of the houses. You can't really tell if anyone is home in most of them.

Try to find a nice person and ask them if you could use their shower.

A man working on his yard sees you walking around and waves. You walk over to him.

"Hey son, I've never seen you around here. Are you new?"

"Uh....I'm visiting relatives here, but they're gone and I can't get in their house. I really need a shower."

"Oh! No problem, you can use mine! I'm Les Collins by the way."

This man must not be very bright but you take up his offer anyway. He leads you into his house and shows you to the bathroom.

"If you need anything, just holler or come find me! I'll be downstairs."

You take a shower.

Status:

Location: West Hartford, CT
Time: 3:02pm ET Thursday
Temperature: 65°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Hungry
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): Low
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.

You are five miles southwest of Hartford heading towards Waterbury, which has a Texas Roadhouse. Waterbury is still 18 miles away. You are currently inside a stranger's house taking a shower.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor, ew
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon

Colon contents: Empty

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$128.18
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (21% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[ThatRandomGuy]

Jack off in the shower