[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[blockguy™]

Make yourself look like somebody else so then your Uncle and the unknown men(Possibly the police)don't recognize you.

we already did that tardball

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

GO TO THE HUNTING STORE GOD DAMNIT

also on your way see if you can find an apple store to charge the iphone

There is a Sports Authority in Somerville, MA, which is three miles away. You find a local Apple store on your way to buy an iPhone charger for $17.88. Then you walk to Sports Authority. What should we do here?

Make yourself look like somebody else so then your Uncle and the unknown men(Possibly the police)don't recognize you.

You have a buzzcut and new clothes.

Status:

Location: Somerville, MA
Time: 5:23pm ET Wednesday
Temperature: 65°F
Stamina: A little tired
Hunger: Hungry

You are inside a Sports Authority in Somerville looking at hunting supplies.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
$288.88
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
The key to your apartment, will be foreclosed today
iPhone 6 (27% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Map of greater Boston (Boston, Cambridge, Lexington, Quincy, Salem, other smaller areas)
Your mom's locked combination safe

[blockguy™]

at sports authority buy some gatorade and some gum, perhaps even some football gloves for the protection of ya hands

[Duck Quackington]

we already did that tardball

>:C

OT: Go to a nearby café or restraunt and get something to eat

[Col. Derontchi]

Buy a frisbee and disguise yourself as a frat douche

[Refticus]

get heelies so you can scoot away from things

[XR-7]

at sports authority buy some gatorade and some gum, perhaps even some football gloves for the protection of ya hands

Buy a frisbee and disguise yourself as a frat douche

get heelies so you can scoot away from things

Your purchases:

Football gloves - $64.99
Heelys - $49.99
Frisbee - $7.49
Gatorade - $1.25
Gum - $0.79

Tax - 6.25%
Total - $132.29

>:C

OT: Go to a nearby café or restraunt and get something to eat

You get more burgers and some fries from Burger Dive for $9.42.

Status:

Location: Somerville, MA
Time: 7:12pm ET Wednesday
Temperature: 65°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full

You are in Somerset, MA.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Atlas
Frisbee
Pen
Pad of paper
Gatorade
Gum
$147.17
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
The key to your apartment, will be foreclosed today
iPhone 6 (27% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Map of greater Boston (Boston, Cambridge, Lexington, Quincy, Salem, other smaller areas)
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Refticus]

scoot out of the shop with your heelys while doing finger guns

[Decepticon]

be the duane

[Glass Joe]

why must you stick labels onto everything, xr-7? why? you aren't the one to judge which items are edible and which are not. if i wanted to eat a flathead screwdriver, let me.

[Space1255]

be the duane

[XR-7]

be the duane

scoot out of the shop with your heelys while doing finger guns

You scoot out on your Heelys blasting finger guns. "PEW! PEW! PEW!" People are so jealous of how cool you are in your new threads and killer charisma.

why must you stick labels onto everything, xr-7? why? you aren't the one to judge which items are edible and which are not. if i wanted to eat a flathead screwdriver, let me.

Why don't you go choke on broken glass, boy?

Status:

Location: Somerville, MA
Time: 7:14pm ET Wednesday
Temperature: 65°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full

You are in Somerset, MA. You had an inkling of an idea to go to New York earlier but it is getting dark.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Atlas
Frisbee
Pen
Pad of paper
Gatorade
Gum
$147.17
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
The key to your apartment, will be foreclosed today
iPhone 6 (27% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Map of greater Boston (Boston, Cambridge, Lexington, Quincy, Salem, other smaller areas)
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Space1255]

DANCE FASTER, DUANE.
Also buy a lot of mints and two coke bottles

[Col. Derontchi]

Sell your virgin back door on the streets for more money

[XR-7]

DANCE FASTER, DUANE.
Also buy a lot of mints and two coke bottles

You go to a nearby gas station and buy two boxes of junior mints and two bottles of coke for $5.17. You duane dance your way out of the gas station sliding on your Heelys.

Status:

Location: Somerville, MA
Time: 7:21pm ET Wednesday
Temperature: 65°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full

You are in Somerset, MA. You had an inkling of an idea to go to New York earlier but it is getting dark.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Atlas
Frisbee
Pen
Pad of paper
2 boxes of junior mints
2 bottles of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
Gum
$147.17
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
The key to your apartment, will be foreclosed today
iPhone 6 (27% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Map of greater Boston (Boston, Cambridge, Lexington, Quincy, Salem, other smaller areas)
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.