[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Decepticon]

using your map try to find US route 1 and follow it to new york

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

Go to a library and fap to Sakura Clicker on a computer

[XR-7]

realise you just ate the rarest pepe in the world right now

You feel remorse.

FTFY

You're also sad.

Google "Soda + Mints"
Recreate that when needed

Ohhh okay. Diet Coke and Mentos work better though.

Rob a convenience store anyway!

procrastination furiously on a random lady

You run into a convenience store under the cover of night with your old shirt wrapped around your face. Wielding your bowie knife as a weapon, you get $122. On the way out, you smack your wood at a random lady, who runs away while dialing 911. I have a feeling that our time in Boston is severely limited.

Go to a library and fap to Sakura Clicker on a computer

You run to the library ducking through alleys and hiding. Several police cars fly past on their way to the convenience store. When you get to the library, they're closed. Too bad.

using your map try to find US route 1 and follow it to new york

You find it and start on your way. You are very tired however, and haven't slept since that dumpster at McDonald's.

Status:

Location: Boston, MA
Time: 12:48am ET Thursday
Temperature: 58°F
Stamina: Low (very tired)
Hunger: Content
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.

You are on U.S. Route 1 in Boston.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Atlas
Frisbee
Pen
Pad of paper
2 boxes of junior mints
2 bottles of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
Gum
$269.17
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
The key to your apartment, will be foreclosed today
iPhone 6 (24% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Map of greater Boston (Boston, Cambridge, Lexington, Quincy, Salem, other smaller areas)
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Space1255]

hitchhike

[tber123]

Sleep and then hitchhike

[Space1255]

Sleep and then hitchhike

then sleep

[Damp]

then put on your old pair of clothes

[Space1255]

then jack off

[Damp]

then jack off

space pls

[Space1255]

space pls

I am eternal. I can only stop this reference when he jacks off.

Then leaves.

[XR-7]

Sleep

You're really tired so you decide to sleep first. You go inside one of those dumpster enclosures at a closed business and manage to get to sleep....for a while at least.

You wake up to being hit in the face with water. Crap, it is raining.

then put on your old pair of clothes

You don't want your new clothes getting drenched so you change into your stinky old clothing.

then jack off

You do your morning chores.

and then hitchhike

hitchhike

You walk out to the street with your thumb extended. A woman with kids in a minivan honks at you and flips you off. An old man in an Oldsmobile yells at you shaking his fist. Everyone else ignores you...until...

A white unmarked rusty work van pulls over to your curb. A sweaty man in his 40s or 50s grins at you and asks, "Hey kid, need a lift?" Something isn't right here.

Status:

Location: Boston, MA
Time: 6:11am ET Thursday
Temperature: 53°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Content
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.

You are on U.S. Route 1 in Boston. A man in an unmarked work van is asking if you need a lift.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Atlas
Frisbee
Pen
Pad of paper
2 boxes of junior mints
2 bottles of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
Gum
$269.17
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
The key to your apartment, will be foreclosed today
iPhone 6 (24% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Map of greater Boston (Boston, Cambridge, Lexington, Quincy, Salem, other smaller areas)
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Decepticon]

ruN

[blockguy™]

being kidnapped and raped is just about as good as being wanted by the police

[Space1255]

fist him.

[Zoltan]

go with it. if he tries anything forgetin stab him with your knife