[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Swat 3]

Wonder why the driver isn't asking why a fourteen year old is spending ~360 dollars to get to Connecticut.

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

tell him about the story of how you became fresh prince of bel-air

[Damp]

eat a junior mint

[Snaked_Snake]

tell him about the story of how you became fresh prince of bel-air

[XR-7]

Wonder why the driver isn't asking why a fourteen year old is spending ~360 dollars to get to Connecticut.

You ask him why he never asked you. He says he does anything for money.

tell him about the story of how you became fresh prince of bel-air

You begin to tell him and he rolls up his window and drives away. Rood

eat a junior mint

You eat a junior mint. Good thing you did, because your breath smelled nasty.

Status:

Location: Hartford, CT
Time: 11:26am ET Thursday
Temperature: 57°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Hungry
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.

You are now in Connecticut's capital. New York City is 117 miles away.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Atlas
Frisbee
Pen
Pad of paper
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
2 bottles of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$137.99
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
The key to your foreclosed apartment in Boston
iPhone 6 (24% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Map of greater Boston (Boston, Cambridge, Lexington, Quincy, Salem, other smaller areas)
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Space1255]

go to a food area and unleash a stuff tsunami in the bathroom
then jizz on it

[Swat 3]

Do not do the above, as a stuff-smearing teenager will probably be on the news and you would be found by your uncle.

Go buy a tooth brush and some tooth-paste with travel-sized mouthwash. Tooth floss optional.
Then brush your loving teeth in a restroom you stuff.

[Space1255]

Okay, just unleash a tsunami of stuff in a toilet and attempt to clog it.

[Refticus]

go to starbucks to buy overpriced coffee made from the best child labour plants

[XR-7]

Do not do the above, as a stuff-smearing teenager will probably be on the news and you would be found by your uncle.

Go buy a tooth brush and some tooth-paste with travel-sized mouthwash. Tooth floss optional.
Then brush your loving teeth in a restroom you stuff.

You buy a toothbrush, toothpaste, and mouthwash for $4.60.

go to starbucks to buy overpriced coffee made from the best child labour plants

You go to Starbucks and buy a ditzy frappuccino for $281.70 oh wait you don't have that much so you settle for $5.21.

Then you go in the restroom and brush your teeth.

Okay, just unleash a tsunami of stuff in a toilet and attempt to clog it.

You haven't had a good dump since the incident at your uncle's apartment, so you go into a stall and cause the toilet to commit seppuku. This toilet will never flush again.

Status:

Location: Hartford, CT
Time: 11:49am ET Thursday
Temperature: 58°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Hungry
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.

You are now in Connecticut's capital. New York City is 117 miles away.

*NEW* Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor, you are noticeably dirty and stink
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor, ew
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Frisbee
Pen
Pad of paper
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
2 bottles of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$128.18
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
The key to your foreclosed apartment in Boston
iPhone 6 (24% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Map of greater Boston (Boston, Cambridge, Lexington, Quincy, Salem, other smaller areas)
Your mom's locked combination safe

NOTE: Your backpack and pockets are now full. You must remove one or more items to add more.

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Refticus]

try to locate a texas roadhouse nearby

[CypherX]

add a stuff-o-meter to the update posts

[Space1255]

Blow a random guy then punch his richard when he tries to deepthroat you

[ThatRandomGuy]

Blow a random guy then punch his richard when he tries to deepthroat you

Ok.
Tackle some random woman and steal her food

[Space1255]

Ok.
Tackle some random woman and steal her food

Then jack off