Tank Blitz! [MIGRATING TO NEW THREAD]

[Space1255]

Gunner: Harold
Commander: Jared
Pilot: John

We already got names, sorry

lady killer

Log:
You didn't have enough money, so you sold your old tank for $500. You buy the Lady Killer, while Xenon and Neon bought the Blocko Destroyer with money they stole from some "unfortunate suckers." They let loose a chuckle, then said it was a joke. You drive off away from the village, but are stopped by a child. The child gives you five crudely-carved shells, and a stone that looks like a tank shell. "Thank you!" Seth says, as he gratefully accepts the free ammo. You and your team go back to the abandoned house. As you begin to exit your tanks, Seth realizes you've been followed by someone. A red Blockland Tank drives over a hill. What do you do?

Status:
Commander Richard [YOU] is fine!
Gunner Seth is stressed. [Trust: 75%]
Pilot Nicholas is a tad stressed... [Trust: 65%]
Bandit Neon is a tad stressed... [Trust: 50%]
Bandit Xenon is stressed! [Trust: 80%]
The Lady Killer [Vehicle] is fine!
The Blocko Destroyer [Vehicle] is fine!

Nearby People:
Mysterious Tank [Rather Large Gun] is undamaged(?)

Items:
Pistol
MP3
Phone
Food Supply [4 days, personal]
Canteen [1 cup]

Ammo:
20 HE Shells.
5 wooden shells
2 stone shells

Nearby Items:
Driver's helmet
Cup [x 3]
Chocolate bar [somewhat melted]
Bottled Water
Medical Kit
Syringes
Telescope
Metal Box [Empty?]
Radio [Off]

Tasks:
None

[Ad Bot]

[Agent Legit 22]

Try to see who is driving the tank

[Space1255]

Log:
You try to see the pilot, but he hops out and raises a white flag. It was that one Indian kid from the village, Tecumseh! "Let me join you!" he shouts. You decide to let him join you. Everyone has a meal and sleeps. The next morning, you see your shelter surrounded by enemy tanks in the front. Settle this peacefully, violently, or run?

Status:
Commander Richard [YOU] is fine!
Gunner Seth is ready to fight! [Trust: 80%]
Pilot Nicholas is ready to run! [Trust: 85%]
Bandit Neon is ready to run! [Trust: 90%]
Bandit Xenon is ready to run! [Trust: 80%]
Tecumseh is ready to fight!
The Lady Killer [Vehicle] is fine!
The Blocko Destroyer [Vehicle] is fine!
Tecumseh's Tank [Vehicle] is fine!

Nearby People:
M1 Sherman 1
M1 Sherman 2
M1 Sherman 3
M1 Sherman 4

Items:
Pistol
MP3
Phone
Food Supply [4 days, personal]
Canteen [1 cup]

Ammo:
20 HE Shells.
5 wooden shells
2 stone shells

Nearby Items:
Driver's helmet
Cup [x 3]
Chocolate bar [melted]
Bottled Water
Medical Kit
Syringes
Telescope
Metal Box [Empty?]
Radio [Off]

Tasks:
None

[Seath45]

Have your commando scan the area for other tanks, and try to  befriend them, but if they fight back. load HE

[Space1255]

Have your commando scan the area for other tanks, and try to  befriend them, but if they fight back. load HE

Log:
You try to scan for more tanks. You tell Tecumseh to raise his flag, and a man walks out, in a uniform. "Greetings, Richard, I am Gerald Dwight, host of the Tank Blitzkrieg Festival. The village nearby told me you had quite the forces so soon. I have a deal for you. If you win the festival, I'll join you, and we can rule the area around it! What do you say?"

Status:
Commander Richard [YOU] is fine!
Gunner Seth is fine! [Trust: 80%]
Pilot Nicholas is nervous... [Trust: 85%]
Bandit Neon is ready to run! [Trust: 90%]
Bandit Xenon is ready to run! [Trust: 80%]
Tecumseh is fine! [Trust: 75%]
The Lady Killer [Vehicle] is fine!
The Blocko Destroyer [Vehicle] is fine!
Tecumseh's Tank [Vehicle] is fine!

Nearby People:
Gerald Dwight is fine!
M1 Sherman 1
M1 Sherman 2
M1 Sherman 3
M1 Sherman 4

Items:
Pistol
MP3
Phone
Food Supply [4 days, personal]
Canteen [1 cup]

Ammo:
20 HE Shells.
5 wooden shells
2 stone shells

Tank Items:
Cup [x 3]
Chocolate bar [melted, looks like feces.]
Bottled Water
Medical Kit
Syringes
Telescope
Metal Box [Something's Inside...]
Radio [Off]

Tasks:
None

inb4 throw the chocolate at him

[Seath45]

Agree to his terms, but ask him first if there's any catch or something. If there is that isn't reasonable, deny his offer. Then check inside the metal box while inside the tank.

[Harm94]

Ammo made out of stone and wood? Are we the army of Congo?

[Space1255]

Agree to his terms, but ask him first if there's any catch or something. If there is that isn't reasonable, deny his offer. Then check inside the metal box while inside the tank.

Log:
You ask him if there are any catches to this fest. 'You need your own repairman,' he says. You talk to your crew, open the box and find FIVE BILLION loving DOLLARS a HE Smoke Shell. You accept and head to the festival. After three hours of driving, everyone is ready to rest, but an Otokar Akrep Light Recon Vehicle [Scorpion] drives up. It's a shell salseman! Dwight's Gunners and Loaders examine the wares. Will you buy something?

Money:
$250
3 Revive Tokens [see page 1]

Status:
Commander Richard [YOU] is fine!
Commander Dwight is fine! [Trust: 90%]
Gunner Seth is fine! [Trust: 80%]
Pilot Nicholas is nervous... [Trust: 85%]
Bandit Neon is ready to run! [Trust: 90%]
Bandit Xenon is ready to run! [Trust: 80%]
Tecumseh is fine! [Trust: 75%]
The Lady Killer [Vehicle] is fine!
The Blocko Destroyer [Vehicle] is fine!
Tecumseh's Tank [Vehicle] is fine!
Dwight's Shermans are fine!

Nearby People:
Shell Salsemam

Items:
Pistol
MP3
Phone
Food Supply [4 days, personal]
Canteen [1 cup]

Ammo:
20 HE Shells.
5 wooden shells
2 stone shells
1 Smoke HE

Tank Items:
Cup [x 3]
Chocolate bar [melted, looks like feces.]
Bottled Water
Medical Kit
Syringes
Telescope
Metal Box [Empty.]
Radio [Off]

Shop:
Basic HE: $10
Smoke HE: $15
Frost Missile [Freezes Enemies]: $40
Incendiary HE: $40
Stone Shell: $5
Cluster Bomb Shell [Explodes into 3 impact explosives]: $30

Tasks:
Get to Tank Blitzkrieg Festival

Ammo made out of stone and wood? Are we the army of Congo?

Gifts from kids. They poured their hearts into making them.

[Seath45]

Couple incins. And a cluster.

[Space1255]

CART:
2 Incendiary HE
1 Cluster
[$110]
Anything else?
Will update when I wake up. get a suggestion

[Ragequit]

buy 1 frost

[Refticus]

fry one revival token to make a healing biscuit

[Space1255]

CART:
2 Incendiary HE
1 Cluster
1 Frost
[$150]
Anything else?
Will update later because I finally slept

[Refticus]

deep fry one revival token to make a healing biscuit

[Space1255]

I'm glad more people are starting to take interest in this
will update soon
Log:
You buy one frost shell, two incendiary HE, and one cluster bomb, all for $150. The salesman leaves. The rest of you arrive at the festival. Not much is set up yet, except the Arena, the entry booth, and some food stands. You set up tents in the designated sleeping area, and enter the tournament. You got info on your first opponents, team name the Admin Nexus. Your match starts at 3:00 PM. Dwight leaves you to help set up some small booths. The commander of the Admin Nexus comes up and introduces himself [Name: Blockhead]. You and him share some battle strategies, and he shares a weak spot of his tank {Blue} with you. You tell him the turret on your Lady Killer can get stuck if you hit it just right, like everything else. A nearby clocktower rings, signifying it's 6:00 AM.

fry one revival token to make a healing biscuit

You attempt to fry a revive token, but nothing happens.

TIME: 6:00 AM [Well Rested]

Enemy Info:
Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {Green} [50mm gun, Armor Piercing Rounds] [Heavy Armour, slow]
Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {White} [75mm gun, Heavy-Duty HE Rounds] [Moderate Armour, between fast and slow]
Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {Blue} [35mm gun, Light Frost Shells] [Light Armour, fast]

Money:
$100
3 Revive Tokens [see page 1]

Status:
Commander Richard [YOU] is fine!
Gunner Seth is fine! [Trust: 80%]
Pilot Nicholas is okay. [Trust: 85%]
Bandit Neon is ready okay. [Trust: 90%]
Bandit Xenon is okay. [Trust: 80%]
Tecumseh is fine! [Trust: 75%]
The Lady Killer [Vehicle] is fine!
The Blocko Destroyer [Vehicle] is fine!
Tecumseh's Tank [Vehicle] is fine!

Nearby People:
Travelers
Competitors
Tanks

Items:
Pistol
MP3
Phone
Food Supply [3 days, personal]
Canteen [Half-Empty]

Ammo:
20 HE Shells.
5 wooden shells
2 stone shells
1 Smoke HE
2 Incendiary HE shells
1 cluster bomb shell.
1 Frost shell
Tank Items:
Cup [x 3]
Chocolate bar [melted, looks like feces.]
Bottled Water
Medical Kit
Syringes
Telescope
Metal Box [Empty.]
Radio [Off]

Tasks:
Go to your match [12:30 PM]

WAYS TO WIN:
Disable all enemy tanks completely [Violent]
Have the most functional tanks within the time limit [Strategic]
Form an alliance [Passive]
Winning in any of those ways will get you a title relating to that
The highest title for each are:
Violent - Genocidal Extraordinaire
Strategist - Controller of the Battlefield
Passive - Diplomatic Mastermind