Tank Blitz! [MIGRATING TO NEW THREAD]

[Space1255]

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[Refticus]

forget this stuff
time for a genocide crusade

[Space1255]

forget this stuff
time for a genocide crusade

Log:
You gather your team to form a strategy. You will ride with Seth, being his pilot, and Nicholas will pilot Tecumseh, since he can't swap positions fast enough. Xenon and Neon want to disable all tanks quickly, Seth is fine with whatever, Nicholas and Tecumseh want to build an army to create a swarming tactic. For the first round, you decide to disable two tanks, and give the enemy a chance to surrender and join your forces. If he denies, you will blast his tank. The crew agrees to the strategy. Someone offers a panel for two of your tanks, showing your vehicle's status. You install one on the Lady Killer, and must decide the other tank to install the panel on. [+5% trust, all] [+5 Respect]
TIME: 8:00 AM [Well Rested]

Enemy Info:
Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {Green} [50mm gun, Armor Piercing Rounds] [Heavy Armour, slow]
Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {White} [75mm gun, Heavy-Duty HE Rounds] [Moderate Armour, between fast and slow]
Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {Blue} [35mm gun, Light Frost Shells] [Light Armour, fast]

Money:
$100
3 Revive Tokens [see page 1]

Status:
Commander Richard [YOU] is fine!
Gunner Seth is fine! [Trust: 85%] [Respect: 80%]
Pilot Nicholas is okay. [Trust: 90%] [Respect: 75%]
Bandit Neon is ready okay. [Trust: 95%] [Respect: 50%]
Bandit Xenon is okay. [Trust: 85%] [Respect: 50%]
Tecumseh is fine! [Trust: 80%] [Respect: Unbreakable!]

Tanks:
 - The Lady Killer [Vehicle] [PILOTING] is fine! [Engine: Undamaged] [Turret: Undamaged] [Gun: Clear] [Right Treads: Undamaged] [Left Tread: Undamaged]
          Armor:
                   Front: [||||||||||||||||||||] [20/20]
                   Left Side: [|||||||||||||||] [15/15]
                   Right Side: [|||||||||||||||] [15/15]
                   Rear: [||||||||||||||||||||] [20/20]
                   Turret: [||||||||||] [10/10ign]

 - The Blocko Destroyer [Vehicle] is fine!
          Armor:
                   Undamaged [No Stats]

 - Tecumseh's Tank [Vehicle] is fine!
          Armor:
                   Undamaged [No Stats]

Nearby People:
Travelers
Competitors
Tanks

Items:
Pistol
MP3
Phone
Food Supply [3 days, personal]
Canteen [Half-Empty]

Ammo:
20 HE Shells.
5 wooden shells
2 stone shells
1 Smoke HE
2 Incendiary HE shells
1 cluster bomb shell.
1 Frost shell

Tank Items:
Cup [x 3]
Chocolate Wrapper [rip chocolate]
Bottled Water
Medical Kit
Syringes
Telescope
Metal Box [Empty.]
Radio [Off]

Tasks:
Go to your match [12:30 PM]

WAYS TO WIN:
Disable all enemy tanks completely [Violent]
Have the most functional tanks within the time limit [Strategic]
Form an alliance [Passive]
Winning in any of those ways will get you a title relating to that
The highest title for each are:
Violent - Genocidal Extraordinaire
Strategist - Controller of the Battlefield
Passive - Diplomatic Mastermind

[Agent Legit 22]

Try to kill the crew of the tanks

[Space1255]

Try to kill the crew of the tanks

You shoot the commander of the Admin Nexus, but end up getting filled with HE and Cluster shells.
GAME OVER Your match doesn't start until 1:00 PM, it's 8:00 AM.
Skipping time to 11:00 AM...
Game Overs: 2
Causes:
1: Choking on your stuff
2: Getting filled with explosive shells

[Refticus]

put your weapons on a table while talking about how you hate humanity and that your name is not important

[Space1255]

put your weapons on a table while talking about how you hate humanity and that your name is not important

Log:
You begin doing that, but nobody pays attention to you. A metalhead-looking dude walks up to you and asks you what your team name is. You have no idea what your name is. The first thing you think of is 'The Apocalyptic Shredders.' "Eh, sounds good to me," he says as he writes it down. He introduces himself as the "Tank Terminators" captain. The only info he gives you is that his tank is a Maus with a 100mm gun [holy stuff], and uses special HE rounds that have three times the power of a regular HE.

TIME: 11:15 AM [Well Rested]

Enemy Info:
ADMIN NEXUS:
     Commander Blockhead
      - Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {Green} [50mm gun, Armor Piercing Rounds] [Heavy Armour, slow]
      - Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {White} [75mm gun, Heavy-Duty HE Rounds] [Moderate Armour, between fast and slow]
      - Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {Blue} [35mm gun, Light Frost Shells] [Light Armour, fast]

TANK TERMINATORS:
     Commander Jake Jackknife
      - Jake Jackknife's Maus {Black} [100mm gun, Mega HE shells] [Unknown Armour, Unknown Speed]

Money:
$100
3 Revive Tokens [see page 1]

Status:
Commander Richard [YOU] is fine!
Gunner Seth is fine! [Trust: 85%] [Respect: 80%]
Pilot Nicholas is okay. [Trust: 90%] [Respect: 75%]
Bandit Neon is ready okay. [Trust: 95%] [Respect: 50%]
Bandit Xenon is okay. [Trust: 85%] [Respect: 50%]
Tecumseh is fine! [Trust: 80%] [Respect: Unbreakable!]

Tanks:
 - The Lady Killer [Vehicle] [PILOTING] is fine! [Engine: Undamaged] [Turret: Undamaged] [Gun: Clear] [Right Treads: Undamaged] [Left Tread: Undamaged]
          Armor:
                   Front: [||||||||||||||||||||] [20/20]
                   Left Side: [|||||||||||||||] [15/15]
                   Right Side: [|||||||||||||||] [15/15]
                   Rear: [||||||||||||||||||||] [20/20]
                   Turret: [||||||||||] [10/10ign]

 - The Blocko Destroyer [Vehicle] is fine!
          Armor:
                   Undamaged [No Stats]

 - Tecumseh's Tank [Vehicle] is fine!
          Armor:
                   Undamaged [No Stats]

Nearby People:
Travelers
Competitors
Tanks

Items:
Pistol
MP3
Phone
Food Supply [3 days, personal]
Canteen [Half-Empty]

Ammo:
20 HE Shells.
5 wooden shells
2 stone shells
1 Smoke HE
2 Incendiary HE shells
1 cluster bomb shell.
1 Frost shell

Tank Items:
Cup [x 3]
Chocolate Wrapper [rip chocolate]
Bottled Water
Medical Kit
Syringes
Telescope
Metal Box [Empty.]
Radio [Off]

Tasks:
Go to your match [12:30 PM]

WAYS TO WIN:
Disable all enemy tanks completely [Violent]
Have the most functional tanks within the time limit [Strategic]
Form an alliance [Passive]
Winning in any of those ways will get you a title relating to that
The highest title for each are:
Violent - Genocidal Extraordinaire
Strategist - Controller of the Battlefield
Passive - Diplomatic Mastermind

[Refticus]

rename group to "the shadow warlord assassins order of the chaotic blade of death"
you gotta be edgy to survive

[Space1255]

rename group to "the shadow warlord assassins order of the chaotic blade of death"
you gotta be edgy to survive

Log:
You attempt to rename your group, but it's too late. You go back to your tanks, and see someone waiting there. They look somewhat familiar. "Good to see you again!" he says. You recognize him immediately. A month before the apocalypse, you and him constructed your first tank. "Glad to see you survived the nuclear holocaust," you say, jokingly. You talk about what you've been up to for the past few months. "Oh yeah, have you seen my new tank?" He asks. "It's a crawler tank. It can only use Armour Piercing shells because one of my crew can't be trusted with explosives. But yeah, been nice seeing you, see you in the pit." [ENEMY status updated]

TIME: 11:15 AM [Well Rested]

Enemy Info:
ADMIN NEXUS:
     Commander Blockhead
      - Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {Green} [50mm gun, Armor Piercing Rounds] [Heavy Armour, slow]
      - Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {White} [75mm gun, Heavy-Duty HE Rounds] [Moderate Armour, between fast and slow]
      - Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {Blue} [35mm gun, Light Frost Shells] [Light Armour, fast]

TANK TERMINATORS:
     Commander Jake Jackknife
      - Jake Jackknife's Maus {Black} [100mm gun, Mega HE shells] [Unknown Armour, Unknown Speed]

[RIVAL TEAM] Arachnid Anarchy
     Rival Commander Jaden Issacson
      - Jaden's Crawler Tank [50mm gun, AP shells] [Unknown Armour, Unknown Speed]

Money:
$100
3 Revive Tokens [see page 1]

Status:
Commander Richard [YOU] is fine!
Gunner Seth is fine! [Trust: 85%] [Respect: 80%]
Pilot Nicholas is okay. [Trust: 90%] [Respect: 75%]
Bandit Neon is ready okay. [Trust: 95%] [Respect: 50%]
Bandit Xenon is okay. [Trust: 85%] [Respect: 50%]
Tecumseh is fine! [Trust: 80%] [Respect: Unbreakable!]

Tanks:
 - The Lady Killer [Vehicle] [PILOTING] is fine! [Engine: Undamaged] [Turret: Undamaged] [Gun: Clear] [Right Treads: Undamaged] [Left Tread: Undamaged]
          Armor:
                   Front: [||||||||||||||||||||] [20/20]
                   Left Side: [|||||||||||||||] [15/15]
                   Right Side: [|||||||||||||||] [15/15]
                   Rear: [||||||||||||||||||||] [20/20]
                   Turret: [||||||||||] [10/10ign]

 - The Blocko Destroyer [Vehicle] is fine!
          Armor:
                   Undamaged [No Stats]

 - Tecumseh's Tank [Vehicle] is fine!
          Armor:
                   Undamaged [No Stats]

Nearby People:
Travelers
Competitors
Tanks

Items:
Pistol
MP3
Phone
Food Supply [3 days, personal]
Canteen [Half-Empty]

Ammo:
20 HE Shells.
5 wooden shells
2 stone shells
1 Smoke HE
2 Incendiary HE shells
1 cluster bomb shell.
1 Frost shell

Tank Items:
Cup [x 3]
Chocolate Wrapper [rip chocolate]
Bottled Water
Medical Kit
Syringes
Telescope
Metal Box [Empty.]
Radio [Off]

Tasks:
Go to your match [12:30 PM]
Win the Tank Blitzkrieg Festival Competition
Beat your rival [Jaden Issacson]
Get the title #1 Tank Badass on Earth

WAYS TO WIN:
Disable all enemy tanks completely [Violent]
Have the most functional tanks within the time limit [Strategic]
Form an alliance [Passive]
Winning in any of those ways will get you a title relating to that
The highest title for each are:
Violent - Genocidal Extraordinaire
Strategist - Controller of the Battlefield
Passive - Diplomatic Mastermind

[UPDATED TASKS]

[Space1255]

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[Refticus]

remake your tank into a rocket ship and go to mars to fight martians

[Space1255]

remake your tank into a rocket ship and go to mars to fight martians

Log:
You attempt to turn your tank into a flying vehicle, but the only thing you can make is a better engine. [+5 Engine Health, Lady Killer]. Xenon sees your work, and paints a stripe on it. "Every time you make a part better, I'll paint another stripe on it, because why not"

TIME: 12:00 PM [Well Rested]

Enemy Info:
ADMIN NEXUS:
     Commander Blockhead
      - Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {Green} [50mm gun, Armor Piercing Rounds] [Heavy Armour, slow]
      - Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {White} [75mm gun, Heavy-Duty HE Rounds] [Moderate Armour, between fast and slow]
      - Admin Nexus Blockland Tank {Blue} [35mm gun, Light Frost Shells] [Light Armour, fast]

TANK TERMINATORS:
     Commander Jake Jackknife
      - Jake Jackknife's Maus {Black} [100mm gun, Mega HE shells] [Unknown Armour, Unknown Speed]

[RIVAL TEAM] Arachnid Anarchy
     Rival Commander Jaden Issacson
      - Jaden's Crawler Tank [50mm gun, AP shells] [Unknown Armour, Unknown Speed]

Money:
$100
3 Revive Tokens [see page 1]

Status:
Commander Richard [YOU] is fine!
Gunner Seth is fine! [Trust: 85%] [Respect: 80%]
Pilot Nicholas is okay. [Trust: 90%] [Respect: 75%]
Bandit Neon is ready okay. [Trust: 95%] [Respect: 50%]
Bandit Xenon is okay. [Trust: 85%] [Respect: 50%]
Tecumseh is fine! [Trust: 80%] [Respect: Unbreakable!]

Tanks:
 - The Lady Killer [Vehicle] [PILOTING] is fine! [Turret: Undamaged] [Gun: Clear] [Right Treads: Undamaged] [Left Tread: Undamaged]
          Armor:
                   Front: [||||||||||||||||||||] [20/20]
                   Left Side: [|||||||||||||||] [15/15]
                   Right Side: [|||||||||||||||] [15/15]
                   Rear: [||||||||||||||||||||] [20/20]
                   Turret: [||||||||||] [10/10ign]
                   Engine: [|||||||] [7/7]

 - The Blocko Destroyer [Vehicle] is fine!
          Armor:
                   Undamaged [No Stats]

 - Tecumseh's Tank [Vehicle] is fine!
          Armor:
                   Undamaged [No Stats]

Nearby People:
Travelers
Competitors
Tanks

Items:
Pistol
MP3
Phone
Food Supply [3 days, personal]
Canteen [Half-Empty]

Ammo:
20 HE Shells.
5 wooden shells
2 stone shells
1 Smoke HE
2 Incendiary HE shells
1 cluster bomb shell.
1 Frost shell

Tank Items:
Cup [x 3]
Chocolate Wrapper [rip chocolate]
Bottled Water
Medical Kit
Syringes
Telescope
Metal Box [Empty.]
Radio [Off]

Tasks:
Go to your match [12:30 PM]
Win the Tank Blitzkrieg Festival Competition
Beat your rival [Jaden Issacson]
Get the title #1 Tank Badass on Earth

WAYS TO WIN:
Disable all enemy tanks completely [Violent]
Have the most functional tanks within the time limit [Strategic]
Form an alliance [Passive]
Winning in any of those ways will get you a title relating to that
The highest title for each are:
Violent - Genocidal Extraordinaire
Strategist - Controller of the Battlefield
Passive - Diplomatic Mastermind

NOTE: You WILL be ranked on performance by Time Taken, Damage Received, Damage Dealt, and total Tank Kills

Game Overs:
Eating stuff and dying
Attempted murder, being caught
stuffting out your organs while making yourself look like a fool

TIP: Try to save Jackknife's tank, you're gonna need it for the Chapter Boss
MAP TIP: Circular. Forest-like terrain, giant trees abundant, giant clearance in the center, including a path leading to the center and around the edge of the map. 100m.

[Refticus]

using your knowledge on fast things, exclaim that "red wonz go fasta!" while stuffting yourself
proceed to become mentally handicapped

[Space1255]

using your knowledge on fast things, exclaim that "red wonz go fasta!" while stuffting yourself
proceed to become mentally handicapped

You do so but die by stuffting out your organs accidentally.
Game Over. You can stop making a fool of yourself now.

[Agent Legit 22]

Disable the White tank