buy red paint because red wonz go fasta and 10 kilos of gold
Log:
You attempt to purchase red tape, but have insufficient funds. You instead look into your next match. [Enemy Info Updated]
You return to the Soda Cannon stand. You purchase a steel sheet, soda, and mints, for free, due to the owner's lack of business. [Shop updated] You get taught on how to make a small soda cannon. You get taught on how to make the frame for the cannon, and get taught on how to launch the soda cannon shell. It does a surprising amount of damage! he gives you five Soda Shells. What tank will you mount the soda cannon on?
TIME: 5:30 PM [A bit tired]
Enemy Info:
Russian Rambos
- KV-2 [30mm gun] [Unknown stats]
- KV-2 [25mm gun] [Unknown stats]
- KV-2 [35mm gun] [Unknown stats]
TANK TERMINATORS:
Commander Jake Jackknife
- Jake Jackknife's Maus {Black} [100mm gun, Mega HE shells] [Unknown Armour, Unknown Speed]
[RIVAL TEAM] Arachnid Anarchy
Rival Commander Jaden Issacson
- Jaden's Crawler Tank [50mm gun, AP shells] [Unknown Armour, Unknown Speed] Money:
$44
3 Revive Tokens [see page 1]
Status:
Persuasive Diplomat Richard [YOU] is fine!
Freelance Gunner Seth is fine! [Trust: 85%] [Respect: 80%]
Pilot Nicholas is okay. [Trust: 90%] [Respect: 75%]
Bandit Neon is okay. [Trust: 95%] [Respect: 50%]
Bandit Xenon is okay. [Trust: 85%] [Respect: 50%]
Tecumseh is fine! [Trust: 80%] [Respect: Unbreakable!]
Commander Blockhead is okay.[Trust: 10%] [Respect: 90%]
Gunner Delta is okay. [Trust: 50%] [Respect: 50%]
Admin Nexus Member 1 is okay. [Trust: 75%] [Respect: 90%]
Admin Nexus Member 2 is okay. [Trust: 5%] [Respect: 50%]
Tanks:
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The Lady Killer [Vehicle] [PILOTING] is fine! [Turret: Undamaged] [Gun: Clear] [Right Treads: Undamaged] [Left Tread: Undamaged]
Armor:
Front: [
||||||||||||||||||||] [18/20]
Left Side: [
|||||||||||||||] [15/15]
Right Side: [
|||||||||||||||] [15/15]
Rear: [
||||||||||||||||||||] [20/20]
Turret: [
||||||||||] [10/10
ign]
Engine: [
|||||||] [7/7]
- The Blocko Destroyer [Vehicle] is overall fine!
Armor:
Slightly Damaged [No Stats]
- Tecumseh's Tank [Vehicle] is overall fine!
Armor:
Slightly Damaged [No Stats]
- Commander Blockhead's Tank [Vehicle] is overall fine!
Armor:
Undamaged [No Stats]
Tech:
Damage Buff E [Undamaged] [Disabled]
Nearby People:
Too many to list
Ammo:
15 HE Shells.
5 wooden shells2 stone shells
1 Smoke HE
2 Incendiary HE shells
1 cluster bomb shell.1 Frost shell5 Soda ShellsItems:
Bottled Water
Medical Kit
Syringes
Telescope
Radio [Off]
Super Glue
Duct Tape
Pistol
Radio is OFF
SHOP:
- Damage Buff F [Inf. Use]: $30
- Armour Buff F [Inf. Use]: $30
- Speed Buff F [Inf. Use]: $30
- Damage Buff E [Inf. Use] $45
- Steel Plates [Light]: $0.33 / 5 plates *
- Unbranded Soda: $0.33 / bottle *
- Unbranded Mints: $0.33 / 10 pack *
*Can be used as a material to make a new tank item
Tasks:
- Go to your match [12:30 PM]
- Win the Tank Blitzkrieg Festival Competition
- Beat your rival [Jaden Issacson]
- Get the title #1 Tank Badass on Earth
TIP: Try to save Jackknife's tank, you're gonna need it for the Chapter Boss
Feel free to submit characters for the chapter boss fightBOSS INFO:
Name: ??????
Tank: Ratte PT-1000 Landkreuzer
Weapon: 500mm Cannons with AP rounds.
Health: 1000
LIMITATIONS:
30mm max gun diameter
300 HP
No OP tanks
Poll