Author Topic: Swampivorous spergs out - part 1 of 10  (Read 9847 times)


so for the unaware, swampivorous seems to like to talk about his inability to grasp social skills and any other form of social norms, being an annoyance for everyone (i mean everyone) whether unintended or not, im probably going to get called handicapped for talking about an obvious troll, but really the elephant in the room needs to be addressed, a huge, loud and annoying elephant

first off, id like to point out his obsession with claptrap and trying desperately to be funny, then when called out for doing it making a big scene in ike's flat drama

now lets count, how many times has swamp talked about claptrap?
He's basically Claptrap.

but worse.
nooooooooooooooope

unless it's against Claptrap.
He's basically a Claptrap.

The advent of all disasters.
Claptrap can't do stuff and gets his ENTIRE loving PRODUCT LINE wiped from existence.
I mean...they haven't ruined Bordelands, r-FUUUUUUUUU-
5 times, we get it, you want to see a snuff film where claptrap gets gored or a video on shock site where he gets lynched, and its perfectly okay to have an opinion, but when you say it like a broken record, people get really really (really) annoyed, and this situation it seems like that has happened.

so usually by this point when something like this happens, a normal person would take a break from the forum, or apologize, or maybe actually improve upon it, but were talking about swampivorous, and in this situation, this happens to be far from normal, instead, he goes loving beserk
this is the blockland forums.

if you registered here, you've already reached internet rock bottom.
Saying you are like /=/ giving a nickname and calling you claptrap

great to see all those brain cells have died.
implying I am trying to be funny.
i think it's more funny that you are assuming I am trying to be funny when I am clearly not.

lol
first off, reacting like this is not what someone should do, so thats a red flag from the start, second off, you really need to clam down, people try point out that your not funny, so instead of saying "yeah ok im not funny" your reacting like this, jesus christ, if you get this mad this easily you have to have anger issues or something that causes you to behave like this

now back to the "trying to be funny" topic of the drama: for also the unaware, he also posts stuff such as this:
BARF INFINITE NEGA national socialist DEMONS THAT EXPLODE INTO GRENADES THAT EXPLODE INTO LASERS THAT TURN INTO CAPTAIN FALCON WHILE HE FALCON PUNCHES EVERYTHING




posting meme macros and mlg parody jokes, i dont really have to say anything, what hes posting here speaks for itself

now up next on the wheel of fortune, swamp seems to love to talk about how much hes into pokeresearch, and i mean he just loves talking about it, he also loves getting defensive when someone has a different opinion
at least Yanmega is loving radical and a lovey ass moefoe.

Not as lovey as Swampert tho...MMMMM~
and he somehow managed it.

and it came out (lol) amazing
Well he also did Garbodor, Gastrodon, Graveler, Seviper, Geodude, Combee...

and for the absolute "blow your socks off" example...

Missingno.
loving hell no.

Pokemon research: Yes

FNAF research:

>implying the research is between humans and Pokemon and not between other Pokemon.
I beg to differ.

I'll be fapping to some Pokemon in e621 whilst within private mode, and because it doesn't keep my black list I see that stuffty radioactive, richard annihilating nightmare pikachu/sonic hybrid in a thumbnail.

fml.
now its ok to be into whatever your into, but if your posting it as often as this, then you need to 1. tone it down, 2. stop posting about it or 3. deal with people getting annoyed and making fun of you, because people dont want to hear about what your into, and people dont like the same things as you, and it seems like some people were disgusted by what you were saying.

theres plenty of other situations were he acts out or starts argument like this, but usually its directed at moltenkitten (whom is equally as annoying), nonetheless, swamp, ger your act together or leave, because so far, alot of people arent too happy with what your doing.

seriously he should stop posting all together


swampivorous gets interviewed live on news



swampivorous more like swamp ass



Sorry for double post, but /support
Its pretty sad to see somewhat blockland elders act like this. Like, really. This kid's ID is lower than mine.
(That does not indicate that I am ID tribal or anything, it indicates that by almost fact, lower IDs have seen more, thereby have a better idea on what to do. Don't judge me.)

I wouldn't really consider him an elder....

he took lessons on social grace from the furry megathread

Sorry for double post, but /support
Its pretty sad to see somewhat blockland elders act like this. Like, really. This kid's ID is lower than mine.
(That does not indicate that I am ID tribal or anything, it indicates that by almost fact, lower IDs have seen more, thereby have a better idea on what to do. Don't judge me.)

20k is low now? :(