What's so good about procrastinationI've never done it, and I probably won't ever.imo I think it's gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I slapped my genitals with my right hand until I skeeted
huh, that's not how you do it.
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The lack of loveual experiences posted in a thread about them is saddening.
ftfy i'm loving dying
So I had a dream last night that was very very weird. It involved a boat, my lowest right rib, and iodine. I won't post it publicly.
I had this weird dream that a teen girl kidnapped me and shoved a pizza flavoured carrot in my mouth. I woke up with my mother saying "Pizza carrots?"fuuuuuuuuuu.exeI shouted it out during the process in the dream. GOD DAMNIT