Ok so this story is pretty weird so be prepared
I was at a friends house with my girlfriend, and he went upstairs to give us a little bit of alone time. So, being the adventurous couple that we are, we both got completely naked and I tied her hands above her head to a pole. Then one of my other friends, named Jimmy, runs downstairs, looks at us, looks away, grabs a brass instrument, and then runs back upstairs with a huge smile on his face. My girlfriend was too scared to continue. forget you Jimmy.