my best friend's sister and I had love on his bed. I showed him a picture when he didn't believe me after I told him. He hasn't talked to me in a year now
why would you show him a picture
"Hey Jonathon I did your sister.""Shut the forget up man it's not funny anymore"*shows picture, didn't think of it being on his bed*he slapped the phone out of my hand and called me a sick forget
worst part was if you listened closely you could hear the fapping noises echoing in his bathroom.
uhuhdid you forget his mom afterwards and then get a million dollars
how do you make fapping noises that loud
why did you need help also did you get it up
you really gotta try hardonly real men can ascend to that level of fappery
or people who wet their hands lol