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So, the first person to come on stage is going to be the lead guitarist, who is just going to play the opening of
Welcome to the Jungle (Guns 'n' Roses) while everyone else gets on stage.
And then we can go straight into the rest of the song. We follow that with
You Give Love a Bad Name (Bon Jovi), for obvious reasons.
Follow that up with
Rock You Like a Hurricane (Scorpions) and then
Cum On Feel the Noize (Quiet Riot)
Then what we do is
Dr. Feelgood (Motley Crue), but we sing the lyrics from Aerosmith's
Walk This Way for one of the verses, because they've got the exact same god damn cadance.
Definitely gonna go into ballad mode after that, I'm thinking
Every Rose Has Its Thorn (Poison),
Love Bites (Def Leppard) and
November Rain (Guns 'n' Roses)
And then we go for the candy:
Pour Some Sugar on Me (Def Leppard),
Talk Dirty to Me (Poison),
Cherry Pie (Warrant) and
Another Slice of Your Pie (Motley Crue)
After that, I'd say
Wanted Dead or Alive (Bon Jovi),
Girls, Girls, Girls (Motley Crue),
Round and Round (RATT) and then we're off stage.
Our inevitable encore, well that's going to be
Youth Gone Wild (Skid Row),
Livin' On a Prayer (Bon Jovi),
We're Not Gonna Take It (Twisted Sister) and, obviously,
The Final Countdown (Europe)
Edit: Added band names, for the uninitiated