HEY YOU! YES YOU! DO YOU LIKE A loveUALLY STIMULATING EXPERIENCE, BUT HAVE NO ONE TO EXPERIENCE IT WITH? SOUNDS LIKE FAPPING IS THE THING FOR YOU!
IS YOUR richard HARD? SO IS MINE.
WAYS TO FAPSHOWER
HAND
LOTION
BUTT STUFF
POCKET PUSSSY
IF YOU'RE PIE CRUST, DOGS
PURSES
IS SOMETHING MISSING FROM YOUR LIFE? NEED A KICK? TRY FAPPING!ARE YOU DEPRESSED? TRY FAPPING!
CAN YOU NOT SLEEP? FAPPING IS YOUR NIGHT TIME LULLABYARE YOU BORED? FAP!
DOCTORS HATE FAPPING! IT IS SOMETHING THAT CURES EVERYTHING, ONE FAP (or more) PER DAY WILL RID YOU OF YOUR SICKNESS
WHACKING THE GACK
MAKING THE BALD MAN CRY
POLISHING THE BALL
PRAYING TO YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR
FIXING THE WHIPPED CREAM DISPENSER
ALL RISE FOR THE FAP KING AND KING, BLOCKGUY AND HODOT