Fast food stories: share your gross ass stories

[ThatRandomGuy]

Every had something gross or weird happen to you in a Fast food place like getting a handy from a homeless man or finding a finger in your chili? Who hasn't?

My sister would regale me with her Taco bell stories like she worked with this one guy who NEVER washed his hands even after wiping his ass he would not wash his hands and he was filling tacos so he was rubbing his stuff covered fingers with the already nasty food.

He got fired shortly after.

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[Space1255]

I ate McDonalds. Is that gross enough?

[Headcrab Zombie]

I haven't had any bad experiences other than badly cooked food(just badly, like overcooked, not unsafe to eat) but you kinda expect that to some extent when you eat fast food lol

Best consistent example is McDonald's breakfast burritos. I used to love those when I was young and I'd get them whenever my dad would let me. But the tortillas were stale a lot on the edges, getting hard and dry

[Frequency]

one time I got a burger from dairy queen when I was like 8 years old

I thought it tasted funny, so I lifted the bun and there was green fuzz all over the patty

[The Resonte!]

one time I got a burger from dairy queen when I was like 8 years old

I thought it tasted funny, so I lifted the bun and there was green fuzz all over the patty

[Frequency]

PRETTY MUCH

[carolcat]

i was on a trip with my JROTC classmates one time to an airshow. on the way back we stopped at a mcdonalds for supper. well, this really obese kid (as well as his obese sister) was with us. we're all waiting for our food when suddenly someone calls out "six big macs and large fry?" and the fat kid comes up and takes it. he gets a large fountain drink, eats all of the big macs in under 30 minutes, and then it turns out his drink had one of those sticker things that won him a free cookie. so he went and ate one of those as well.

[SetGaming]

i was on a trip with my JROTC classmates one time to an airshow. on the way back we stopped at a mcdonalds for supper. well, this really obese kid (as well as his obese sister) was with us. we're all waiting for our food when suddenly someone calls out "six big macs and large fry?" and the fat kid comes up and takes it. he gets a large fountain drink, eats all of the big macs in under 30 minutes, and then it turns out his drink had one of those sticker things that won him a free cookie. so he went and ate one of those as well.

i can barely finish a big mac

how

[ThatRandomGuy]

i was on a trip with my JROTC classmates one time to an airshow. on the way back we stopped at a mcdonalds for supper. well, this really obese kid (as well as his obese sister) was with us. we're all waiting for our food when suddenly someone calls out "six big macs and large fry?" and the fat kid comes up and takes it. he gets a large fountain drink, eats all of the big macs in under 30 minutes, and then it turns out his drink had one of those sticker things that won him a free cookie. so he went and ate one of those as well.

6 Big Macs, a large fry, a large soda, and a cookie?

This guy must have the stomach the size of a watermelon

[ThatDarkNinja778]

I don't really have anything to tell other than McDonalds forgetting to put stuff on my burger or forgetting to give me certain items from my order cause they're so stuffty.

[Becquerel]

6 Big Macs, a large fry, a large soda, and a cookie?

This guy must have the stomach the size of a watermelon

this
like hot damn, i can only wolf down one bigmac without wanting to vomit
speaking of vomit, im surprised that kid could eat so much without vomiting
iirc the capacity of the human stomach is on average about only a gallon

[Refticus]

got drink from mcautism
try to drink it
nothing
open cup
it's ice
it's just ice
drink the ice anyways
begin to choke
spaghetti flows from my pockets as i die
the spaghetti is all over the floor
people swarm me as i choke out ice shards
spaghetti has now completely devoured my table
notevenover.jpg
spaghetti now coming at a faster rate, it's becoming blue
blue spaghetti is now flowing at the speed of loving light
mc donalds is nearly completely filled with spaghetti
staff and customers clawing at exits and windows
they suffocate on blue spaghetti
i am now the spaghetti
loving mc donalds not serving moms spaghetti

[XR-7]

Almost every fast food story ever:

"I went to Taco Bell and licked a bean. I had explosive diarrhea all night long. Worst day ever."

[MoltenKitten]

I walked into the bathroom at McDonald's and saw a pool of blood on the floor, it was the men's room btw.

One time I got a happy meal from McDonald's and all I got of my burger was the buns.

[Refticus]

One time I got a happy meal from McDonald's and all I got of my burger was the buns.

why the forget did you get a happy meal
are you too autistic to order other items