The Adventures of Bobby McforgetPropane

[Space1255]

stuff ALL OVER HIM

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

be reasonable and walk away

BEAT THE LIVING stuff OUT HIM THEN stuff IN HIS loving FACE

[Snaked_Snake]

get in a FIST FIGHT WITH HIM and roll two 20-sided dice to see how THAT turns out

You get in a fist fight with the man, you win 19 - 14.

He falls down to the ground dead.
+5% bloodlust

Bloodlust: 5%

A man comes up to you whilst you are beating off and stuffting on the mans van

He says "You do know you can't copy other forum games, jackass? I'll teach you a lesson."

Fourth Wall Breaker, armed with: Fourth Wall Shotgun

[Refticus]

full bloodlust
become your senpai, sven svenson

[Snaked_Snake]

You go full bloodlust and then realise, this isnt the Bloodlust thread!

Bloodlust -5%

Bloodlust: 0

BLOODLUST.exe DELETED, HAVE A NICE DAY


oh stuff, what now?

[gebenuwell]

pick your nose

[Refticus]

pick your nose

try to locate your brain

[Snaked_Snake]

You pick your nose and stick it up higher to find your brain, but then you find out your brain is just a burger.


What now? He's reloading his shotgun!

[Refticus]

remove burger brain and offer it

[tber123]

Punch him in the groin and grab his shotgun before blowing him away

[Snaked_Snake]

Punch him in the groin and grab his shotgun before blowing him away

You punch him in the groin, but then you realise, you liked touching his groin

Do yu still want to shoot him!?

[Blocky943]

Shoot him in the groin

[Refticus]

say "nice package, you wanna forget?"

[Snaked_Snake]

say "nice package, you wanna forget?"

He accepts, where do you go?

Your apartment
An alleyway
Right here, right now.
His apartment
Other (Suggest)

[Space1255]

In the middle of a four-way intersection.