Bl Forums gets pulled over

[Sp00n.exe]

Do you know why I pulled you over today sir?

[Ad Bot]

[TrollBoat]

because i have autism

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

For being too musculer

[-Setro-]

jack off, interject at the officer, and drive away

[Mr Man]

jack off, interject at the officer, and drive away

Jack off and leave?

[Jairo]

I am but an anime grill, officer

I have done no wrong

[The Resonte!]

"no"

[Blocky943]

One of the passengers was too cool B)

[AtlasBlue]

I was going too fast again, wasn't I?...

[Kochieboy]

One of the passengers was too cool B)

And too high

[bestguy22]

Because you are a cis white male and you are going to rape me

[The Murderous Cop]

Because I'm black and you pulled me over for no reason

[Flamecannon]

Yes, because you finally found me. Your twin brother. Who could've known our paths would finally cross? I suppose it was because of all the clever hints I left behind... Like the crane-shaped ticket you found at the pier, or the heart-shaped ticket you found at the library. The rumors are true, I am the famous Origami Cop you've heard about on the news years ago. I'm sorry I had to leave, but I have to keep this persona up in order to catch--- I don't want you to get involved...

But I'm attempting to catch our father's killer, the Scissor Samurai. He's been reported hiding out at Michael's for new scissors, and I think it's time I busted him open. I see the look in your eye. You want to catch him too. There's no stopping you once you're on the path of justice. I won't stop you, because I can't stop you. Here... We'll do this together. I'm going to write down the particular Michael's down on this ticket, make it into a plane, and throw it into your car. Then, after four hours have past, you will infiltrate the Michael's through the front, and my squadron and I will trap him by guarding the back entrance. I'm counting on you, brother.

[Blockchip]

ok

[Unwritten Calender]

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, COPPERS