I'm dead, and therefore i'm ghost-riding the whip
Sir, were you aware you were going 110 on your whip?
Yes, because you finally found me. Your twin brother. Who could've known our paths would finally cross? I suppose it was because of all the clever hints I left behind... Like the crane-shaped ticket you found at the pier, or the heart-shaped ticket you found at the library. The rumors are true, I am the famous Origami Cop you've heard about on the news years ago. I'm sorry I had to leave, but I have to keep this persona up in order to catch--- I don't want you to get involved... But I'm attempting to catch our father's killer, the Scissor Samurai. He's been reported hiding out at Michael's for new scissors, and I think it's time I busted him open. I see the look in your eye. You want to catch him too. There's no stopping you once you're on the path of justice. I won't stop you, because I can't stop you. Here... We'll do this together. I'm going to write down the particular Michael's down on this ticket, make it into a plane, and throw it into your car. Then, after four hours have past, you will infiltrate the Michael's through the front, and my squadron and I will trap him by guarding the back entrance. I'm counting on you, brother.[/ceter]
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[img width=30 0]http://previews.123rf.com/images/lisafx/lisafx0805/lisafx080500142/3100653-Mature-police-officer-with-serious-expression-writing-up-your-traffic-ticket-Isolated-on-white-badge-Stock-Photo.jpg[/img]Sir please blow into this
*inhales*Goodness gracious! You've got a -.30 blood alcohol content! You're the most sober man alive!
CAUSE YOU WANTED TO SUCK MY rooster
