Author Topic: Bl Forums gets pulled over  (Read 5522 times)

Alas, back at the pull-over spot in question, the air is flaccid. Crime has clearly happened here. All that remains is one half of a gun, cut cleanly in half. All of its stock essence has since left its plastic body cold and limp. It appears that it has been run over, but the markings are very subtle, and the area is not apt to cars. This means that it was a non-stock car that had run it over.

Upon further research, the laws of stock were at play here. The only thing that could turn something stock into something non-stock is from a weapon that is non-stock. And then it dawned upon the investigation team something grim- this area was once stock.

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, COPPERS

Home Vasectomy: Child Edition

from a distance that child looks like young badspot too


"good lord.. who would do this." hernandez, frank's high school friend, looks over the crimescene. his partner, george, comes over to help him through these hard times. "hernandez, we will get them back, and we will bring justice to the culprit. we should get back on our search and let the investigators do their thing." "you're right, george."





"officer mindez and david, i'm detective carson. i'm going to be assisting you on this case and i'll report to you what we find. as of now, we've discovered multiple evidence items that point us to non-stock leads. soon, somebody's going to lash out and blame the non-stock precinct for brutality. my men are doing the best they can right now, and i ask you start searching vehicles and people coming in and out of the stock district."

officer mendez takes a non lethal headshot nightly from david

Why'd you pull me over?
UR2SLO
*green hill zone music*