Author Topic: YOUR [hottest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] loveUAL EXPERIENCE (Read 2900 times)

Clownfish · July 31, 2015, 02:23:19 AM

Quote from: Alaaarm on July 31, 2015, 02:22:03 AM

Kill yourself.

is the warm ocean water a bit too salty for you

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XR-7 · July 31, 2015, 02:28:46 AM

Quote from: Clownfish on July 31, 2015, 02:17:04 AM

no

Hot

Clownfish · July 31, 2015, 02:30:21 AM

Quote from: XR-7 on July 31, 2015, 02:28:46 AM

Hot

what, are you into denial or something? jeez

$trinick · July 31, 2015, 02:32:22 AM

Quote from: Moriarty on July 31, 2015, 01:26:25 AM

my girlfriend sucked my richard while i fingered her and she just kinda had no thought process whatsoever and didnt think to spit like usual (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

spitters are quitters

XR-7 · July 31, 2015, 02:33:43 AM

Quote from: Clownfish on July 31, 2015, 02:30:21 AM

what, are you into denial or something? jeez

No. Well, maybe.

But it was your reason for denial

gebenuwell · July 31, 2015, 02:34:59 AM

i get a boner whenever i look at the pagani zonda r

GMO Ferret · July 31, 2015, 02:40:29 AM

Quote from: Skig² on July 31, 2015, 02:03:58 AM

Uh, when I was about 10 a girl tried to kiss me and she always went on and on about how cute I was.

We went behind some bushes when she said she wanted me to kiss her and I screamed and ran off
what the hell me why did you do that you're an idiot
she was the hottest fourth grader

Skig² · July 31, 2015, 02:46:28 AM

Quote from: GMO Ferret on July 31, 2015, 02:40:29 AM

We went behind some bushes when she said she wanted me to kiss her and I screamed and ran off
what the hell me why did you do that you're an idiot
she was the hottest fourth grader

What if you could go back?

Jshotgun · July 31, 2015, 03:00:03 AM

Quote from: gebenuwell on July 31, 2015, 02:34:59 AM

i get a boner whenever i look at the pagani zonda r

blockguy™ · July 31, 2015, 03:06:23 AM

i wont say what i did because i don't want to pull a pie crust but let's just say i wasn't thinking straight when i did what i did

GMO Ferret · July 31, 2015, 03:07:29 AM

Quote from: Skig² on July 31, 2015, 02:46:28 AM

What if you could go back?

I would be some random guy that was older than all the other kids and when I met up with her behind the tree she would probably run off screaming and tell on me, where I would have to sit out during recess

Skig² · July 31, 2015, 03:07:52 AM

Quote from: blockguy™ on July 31, 2015, 03:06:23 AM

i wont say what i did because i don't want to pull a pie crust but let's just say i wasn't thinking straight when i did what i did

What is the point of this post?

GMO Ferret · July 31, 2015, 03:09:09 AM

Quote from: Skig² on July 31, 2015, 03:07:52 AM

What is the point of this post?

he's prob referring to the fact that he had ~~love~~ with a dog
edit: raped

Ragequit · July 31, 2015, 03:09:44 AM

Quote from: blockguy™ on July 31, 2015, 03:06:23 AM

i wont say what i did because i don't want to pull a pie crust but let's just say i wasn't thinking straight when i did what i did

did you jack off to furry research

blockguy™ · July 31, 2015, 03:12:26 AM

Quote from: Ragequit on July 31, 2015, 03:09:44 AM

did you jack off to furry research

no
ok i'll just say it whatever

i was making out with my girlfriend at the time and i put my hands up her sweatshirt and i started feeling her body and i could feel her tits and ugh it's so weird thinking about it now and i'm a pervert probably but i dont like to talk about it for some reason