How to birth? -Here we go

[Pie Crust]

So I'm watching this pregnant dog while my parents and my sister are out at an event and I have no loving clue what to do if she decides to start giving birth. Of course, no one answers their loving cellphone (and why should they need a cellphone if they don't loving answer it), and she is starting to get restless. Also, her temp is 37.6C




Does anyone know anything about this? I was never dumped in this situation.

Please leave the jokes aside atleast until this blows over.

[Ad Bot]

[Steve5451²]

just let it do its thing

[Alyx Vance]

Let the dog have birth, she'll take care of it.

[Toxicology]

do what you do best, pie crust

[pch]

how'd this dog get pregnant in the first place, are you the proud father?

[Nonnel]

Congratulations, you're a father

[Lego lad]

I don't think dogs need human help with this

Also

Congratulations, you're a father

[sir dooble]

They do say intercourse can help bring on labour.


Also, she'll give birth on her own without assistance. Just make sure she's got somewhere comfortable to lie down in the process. There will also be a bit of mess, so don't give her your best sheets to lie on.

[MYST]

leave it alone

[Swampivorous]

Congratulations, you're a father

loving SAVAGE

[Dionysusan]

ask molten kitten

[Swampivorous]

ask molten kitten

of course.  he births autism with every post.

[Nonnel]

There will also be a bit of mess, so don't give her your best sheets to lie on.

He's Argentinian, those newspapers probably are his best sheets

[Pie Crust]

how'd this dog get pregnant in the first place, are you the proud father?

No, it probably happened a few weeks back when one of the males broke the corral. I did not bang this one.

Also, she'll give birth on her own without assistance. Just make sure she's got somewhere comfortable to lie down in the process. There will also be a bit of mess, so don't give her your best sheets to lie on.

Alright.

He's Argentinian, those newspapers probably are his best sheets

forget you.

[blockguy™]

He's Argentinian, those newspapers probably are his best sheets

Jesus forget