Alright, bitches, lets do this.

Grettel. She's an starfish and a wimp.

On the left, Oso. On the right, Filomena.

Here, we have Diva doing her job as a retriever.

Lilo. One of our best dogs. She's highly trained.

Becky (AKA: Nibbles). You'd better give her the attention she wants otherwise, say goodbye to your ass.

From left to right: Vito, Antonia, Al Capone.

Carlotta. Francesca is in the background.

Brooklyn. A saint. Except that she loves playing in the mud and knows how to open doors. It's not that she jumps and hits the handle on accident. She KNOWS where she needs to hit.

Nolita. An amateur retriever.

Francesca (The one giving birth as of yesterday) with Lilo on her right.

Matilda. Be with her, she's a saint and a very good girl. Lose her sight and you have hell upon you.
And the best for last:

Zenyatta. <3