Author Topic: Crypt of the GABENDANCER [Its Back!]  (Read 6104 times)

Im back to gmod again, yay!

Somewhere in the Midieval Ages...
Please ignore the FPS Counter. My computer is having issues, so gmod is laggy for me. I hope you wont mind.


Medic: Who are you?


Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. I come seeking the crypt.


Medic: The Crypt? You must be out of your mind.


Medic: Scout. What is the current monster activity?


Scout: They haven't tried escaping yet. Their still dancing down there as usual.


Medic: You! You are free to enter the crypt...But under our watchful guidance and eye. Come, i will guide you.


Heavy: Yes....Let us begin!



Medic: There it is...



Medic: Degroot Keep...Home to the Crypt of the Gabendancer.



Medic: My team and i shall assist you on your escapades by offering you items and upgrades!


Medic: Scout is our blacksmith. He may not look the type, but that boy knows his way around an anvil. He will supply you with most of your weapons.


Medic: Demoman is our Swordsman. He can supply you with some special weapons. If your lucky, he may even let you borrow his personal swords and blades!


Medic: Sniper is our Hunter. He will help you by offering some supportive equipment, and maybe even a few ranged weapons if your lucky.


Medic: As for me, i will be supplying you with very important upgrades. Permanent ones. But i cannot offer you any equipment. Do note that we require special funding in order to oblige your requests. Find gems and crystal orbs scattered around the crypt, and use them to buy new items and upgrades. Also, some other members of our team got lost in the crypt years ago. I doubt they are alive, but if they are, try to find them and bring them back here. They can help you in various ways we cannot. You will have to go through the first floor of the crypt to reach the next. Good Luck to you.

What do you do? You are currently dead broke. No gems, no orbs, cant buy stuff.
Entering the crypt will begin the tutorial. Afterwards, you wont have to do it again.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2015, 02:45:40 AM by lord techno »




You enter the Crypt of the Gabendancer. Flying through a tunnel at lightning speeds and fitting somehow through a hole in a wooden barricade, headbutting a sign that doesn't budge.


Heavy: Oof!


Heavy: Oooh, what is strange feeling heavy has?


Heavy: Heavy cannot stop dancing!

You must navigate the crypt while dancing to the beat.


You discover a ham and a knife lying down on the ground near you.


Heavy: Ooooh. This will help.


You spot a dispenser!


Dispenser's will offer you a single item when you activate them. They function like chests. Some are locked. other's may be a mimic.

What direction to you go?

Stab the dispenser first

Stab the dispenser first


Heavy: YES!!


Heavy: Sandvich!


You found a sandvich, this will give you a temporary buff, use it wisely.


What do you do?

Have a calm, rational discussion about politics if the thing is friendly.

tell him to go back to hl2rp.

Have a calm, rational discussion about politics if the thing is friendly.


He threw a ball at you! What do you do?

Punch the guy,that will teach him to drop harmless sticky jumper bombs at us.

Punch the guy,that will teach him to drop harmless sticky jumper bombs at us.



Heavy: I am going to kill you!

(Look at my pro animating)
~sarcasm~


Heavy: You are ded. Not big suprize.


You are about to leave the safe area. Once you pass the gate, there is no turning back other then death. The rest of the crypt will be more dangerous. Do not be fooled by the open sky, that is an illusion caused by the gabendancer. Its actually a ceiling full of spikes.


Are you ready to leave?

Can we loot the guy's corpse first before going?