The stuffty Superpower game (because jonnyman5656's died)

[SBG]

this died

Power to mind control

[Ad Bot]

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

You can only control your own mind

Power to get hired

[Pie Crust]

Hired to clean toilets.

The power to become a deity.

[Nicepoint]

In your own mind.

Power to know the limits of existence.

[Frequency]

it only works when you don't exist

the power to throw things REALLY far

[CRITAWAKETS]

Soooooooooooo far you get hit after it does an entire round of the earth.

The power to heal any injury.

[NotBomberguy]

it only works on paper cuts

the power to not have a stuffty superpower

[Waru]

your super power is removed

the power of teleportation

[tber123]

You can only teleport INTO solid objects.

The power to quicksave/quickload in real life

[Zharthon]

you can only have 5 saves that expire every 2 hours.

the power to forget bitches and get money.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Unfortunatly you lost your richard.

The power to run on water.

[Refticus]

going slower than running speed makes you fall into the water

the ability to see the future

[Mr Queeba]

You end up getting sucked into the future, and you can't go back.

The ability to have the best PC in the world.

[Refticus]

you become handicapped when using it

you now own the biggest schlong on the planet

[SBG]

When you try to forget someone, the amount of blood that is attempted to fill the boner will make you faint everytime.

ability to not be at all harmed when eating anything that is burnt