Author Topic: bring out the best  (Read 1921 times)

with Hellmann's® real mayonnaise



nal eats mayo straight out of the bin

Is that you in the picture?



Imagine the delicious, creamy substance that is Hellmann's® Real Mayonnaise gushing out of your gourmet submarine sandwich from Jimmy Johns. Good stuff.

what if you were cursed and you could only interject mayonnaise

would you rather eat a jar of mayonnaise that tastes like semen or a jar of semen that tastes like mayonnaise

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bring out the best
« Last Edit: August 05, 2015, 07:06:25 PM by Trogtor »

what if you were cursed and you could only interject mayonnaise

would you rather eat a jar of mayonnaise that tastes like semen or a jar of semen that tastes like mayonnaise

what if it was hot mayonnaise


And after you've had a nice jar of hellman's to bring the best out of you
why don't you settle down for a snickers because you're not you when you're hungry

Famous celebrity Jack Black says:"I can't wake up without a snickers bar in the morning i have a stash of 5697 snickers bars stuffed into my closet because i'm not me when i'm hungry."

Mayonnaise was invented by Satan to feed to his demons

Mayonnaise was invented by Satan to feed to his demons
hah... thats really funny heh lol..