Poll

would it?

yes, rip.
7 (15.6%)
no, antirip.
15 (33.3%)
yes but we would be safe on the ISS
14 (31.1%)
no but we would get thrusted in one direction only
9 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 45

Author Topic: if everyone on earth masturbated at the same time and climaxed  (Read 1981 times)

would the world collapse in on itself?

I mean lets assume for a second that you're gay

as you can see this is how the richard operoates, Riddler controls it and when he makes milk theres a chance hes a bit tired and thats when you get hard, and you go and rub it to ease is and then Riddler is jiggled around and he spills his milk because he cant hold it when ur jiggling and moving, so it spills and spills out your richard and that is how you oranism, im also pretty sure it creates thrust (smae applies for girls)


here is where the thrust is going, outward, and in the center is our earth and The thrust going in might be enough to cursh it

but heres the problem: the earth might be too big for this to happen. im not sure but if we all contribute and all 7 billion of us masturbate then maybe (JUST MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!) we have the chance to escape this HELL we call our "solar system" (pretty sure venus is plotting to steal our fresh not carbon atmosphere because its already started the global warming lies on us to make us feel bad)

so forums, discuss? also i thought of something else, what if we're actualy slowly pushing earth away each time we jack off
« Last Edit: August 06, 2015, 09:11:03 AM by Maxwell. »

Christ, you're a forgetin' idiot.

If everyone on earth masturbated at the same time and climaxed it would be the second cumming of Jesus Christ.

Christ, you're a forgetin' idiot.

If everyone on earth masturbated at the same time and climaxed it would be the second cumming of Jesus Christ.
...are you trying to bring religion into ths....


then the entire world would be in one huge orgy

Maxwell, what the forget?
Im done.

...are you trying to bring religion into ths....
"I don't want religion in MY topic"

actually i think it wouldn't crush the earth, but instead push it in another direction, since the population of Asia is so much higher than other continents.
also relevant: https://what-if.xkcd.com/8/


the earth would be crushed and Riddler's milk will replace the oceans

this just made me realize there are so many people in the world that the second you cum, like 100 other people did too.

i wanna meet my climax buddies



the smell in confined public places would be unbearable