i think i have hsv 2

[ThatRandomGuy]

How is it bad if they find out you masturbate?

Are your parents some strict as forget Christians or something?

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[Dionysusan]

i actually have a richard rash but its not std i just jack off so much it gets inflamed

[Fab]

your topics are the best

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

I have a red mark on the back of my richard but I don't really care tbh I hope my richard doesn't fall off tho

[Frankie²]

your parents probably assumed you masturbated anyway

[ZERØ]

You must have been messing around with those Tuna Jars havent you OP?

[Space1255]

You must have been messing around with those Tuna Jars haven you OP?

You stole my joke.
forget.

[ABlockOfCheese]

look lol every dad knows their son masturbates

your mom probably knows as well, she just doesn't want to accept it.


Your dad did it when he was your age too.

[ButlerBlockhead125]

If its so bad to have your parents know you masturbate, why not just make up a story of maybe you hand touched something before you went to the bathroom.

[sir dooble]

I hate to break it to ya but you can't get an std from blazing it

You can transfer herpes from the mouth to another location as a secondary infection.

HSV-2 is the loveual strain usually recieved from genital herpes, so you wouldn't get it from procrastination unless you were already infected in another location by someone else such as a loveual partner or a family member.


If there is truth to this (or just as advice to everyone) chances are you have spots or rashes from poor hygiene.
Wash your genitals and groin thoroughly and regularly. Use talcum powder after showering.
Change your underwear regularly, particularly after love/procrastination.
Wear correctly sized underwear (small tight underwear can cause chafing and rashes, and can be sites of infection if you have poor hygiene).

[}]Crazy[{]

>13
>masturbates

let me guess
to gay furries smoking oak-- wait, you smoked age 13
uhhhhhhhh

[shitlord]

>13
>masturbates

let me guess
to gay furries smoking oak-- wait, you smoked age 13
uhhhhhhhh

what the forget are you talking about
------
you self diagnosed yourself congratulations
go see a doctor before you make guesses

[Harm94]

You should see a doctor instead of trying to self diagnose and consulting a forum. You might also want to look into better self hygiene.

[carolcat]

Oh brother

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=266588.0
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=270707.0
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=273228.0

Anymore you guys know of would be appreciated

wasn't he also the one that tried to do a stunt off his mom's car and dented the hood? and then he forgeted it up even more while trying to fix the dent?

[Toxicology]

are you sure it's not a spider bite