turning 18 soon, need help surviving in the REAL world

[Planr]

There's a third route.

Go to college -> drop out -> get a job -> make a ton of money anyway

That's the route I took.

do you really make a ton of money
what do you even do

[Ad Bot]

[Foxscotch]

when, exactly, is your birthday??

[$trinick]

do you really make a ton of money
what do you even do

For a 19 year old, yeah. I'm making pretty close to 60k a year plus paid time off and benefits. I'm a programmer at a small business that produces software for credit unions.

[Frequency]

I am being completely serious when I say being a stripper is a good career choice

I mean look at the benefits, you stay fit, get to walk around almost naked, and noone can touch you or they get kicked out.

classic newspeed

when, exactly, is your birthday??

the seventeenth

[Nonnel]

sell your holes for cash money

[MoltenKitten]

sell your holes for cash money

Stripper is better

You don't get an std and you can actually bathe

[Nonnel]

Stripper is better

You don't get an std and you can actually bathe

you have to be somewhat attractive for that

[Ravencroft·]

For a 19 year old, yeah. I'm making pretty close to 60k a year plus paid time off and benefits. I'm a programmer at a small business that produces software for credit unions.

Thats sweet dude. I thought I was making a lot per year for someone in our age group.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Stripper is better

You don't get an std and you can actually bathe

fun fact: prostitutes actually do not bathe. their sinful nature prevents them

[MoltenKitten]

you have to be somewhat attractive for that

Is he attractive

Hey op give us a pic!

[Frequency]

Is he attractive

Hey op give us a pic!

and now I'm uncomfortable

[Daswiruch]

classic newspeed

actually this seems like a pretty solid suggestion this time around
go for it

[Planr]

and now I'm uncomfortable

[Planr]

For a 19 year old, yeah. I'm making pretty close to 60k a year plus paid time off and benefits. I'm a programmer at a small business that produces software for credit unions.

wo

dats genus

i cant how to maths though, cause im just not good at that stuff.

[Mr Man]

become a illegal meme dealer

But only if they are the dankest of the memes