so i just threw up and stuffted at the same time

[mattsos]

so apparently its 6:45 am in the morning here in us central time, i couldn't sleep and i heard my stomach grumbling really loudly

i went to the 1st bathroom to get some water and then went to the master bedroom and sleep there, because the cushions where softer and i usually slept better than normal.

suddenly i hear my stomach sloshing so i go to the bathroom and that's went things train wreck.

suddenly i stuff diahrrea and i go into a panic state and head for the toilet, but then there i end up projectile vomiting twice at the same time. eventually i had to let this roll through and i just decimated my bathroom.

after it calmed down there and i began cleaning it up i had the runs and i had to stuff again so i went to the other bathroom

the worse thing about this is im going on vacation tomorrow and if i have the runs or a disease i will be doing nothing but moving in in this summer summary

i had a midnight craving with some doritos and other foods, one of those things in the pile was probably expired or it was just a bad combo.
discuss moments like these that you have had

tl;dr i threw up and had diarrhea at the same time

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[The Resonte!]

in seriousness though did anything else happen to you besides that monstrosity... any symptoms and such?

[gebenuwell]

when u poo and vomit does poo comee out of ur mouth

[mattsos]

in seriousness though did anything else happen to you besides that monstrosity... any symptoms and such?

i only sleep for around 4 or 5 hours around these kinds of days
theres a small chance i have stomach flu. im not sure tbh, could just be the runs from a midnight snack

i only qualify for like 2/5 of the symptoms for gastroenteritis.

[Refticus]

when u poo and vomit does poo comee out of ur mouth

[The Resonte!]

ooooh right

what have you been eating recently before the diarrhurling

[Masterlegodude]

I had a similar thing one day, except it wasn't simultaneous and it went on for roughly the whole day

And i think i only had some lasagna that day,  which had never done such a thing to me before nor after this happened

[blockguy™]

in seriousness though did anything else happen to you besides that monstrosity... any symptoms and such?

i threw up diarrhea one time

[Commander sushi]

[The Resonte!]

[espio100]

I had this once.
It was a hard decision between ass stuff or mouth stuff on the floor.
It ended up with mouth stuff.

[McJob]

If I could extinguish one thread from the forum, this would be it.

[Kochieboy]

One of my dad's friends did this, but when he tried to puke, he shat himself and when he tried to stuff, he puked.

[Ragequit]

should i bump the poop thread

[Freek]

Excuse me