i just got an anonymous phone call

[Obliviongate20]

this was on my home phone
i did not pick up because i was not getting spooked

help me forums how do i prepare for the murderer that's coming to stab my ass

[Ad Bot]

[ThatRandomGuy]

Tell him to put a condom over the blade

[shitlord]

uh
anon calls are usually telemarketers
if you didnt even answer why are you concerned

[SetGaming]

[SinnerOG]

if you didnt even answer why are you concerned

[Ragequit]

buy at least forty guns

[Obliviongate20]

if you didnt even answer why are you concerned

because anon could have been a prank call OR A MURDERER THAT KNOWS MY ADDRESS AND WAS TRYING TO SPOOK ME
WHY AREN'T YOU CONCERNED

[Kochieboy]

I'M WATCHING YOU

[ZombiLoin]

OP, that guy was going to give you 32.5 million dollars! You just turned down your only chance to get rich young! How do you feel about yourself?

[Renekar]

I'M WATCHING YOU

EXCUSE ME?

[The Resonte!]

OP, that guy was going to give you 32.5 million dollars! You just turned down your only chance to get rich young! How do you feel about yourself?

yeah! all you had to do was give a teeny bit of money to a nigerian prince!

[Kochieboy]

EXCUSE ME?

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER SAID TO JOHN CENA

[Blockz]

use this, op