Author Topic: THERE ARE loving WOLF SPIDERS IN MY HOUSE  (Read 3779 times)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider
(its the central florida kind)

HOLY stuff GUYS
I SAW ONE IN MY ROOM
MY MOM SAW ONE IN THE GARAGE
SEND HELP
IM NEVER GOING TO SLEEP AGAIN

draw a pentagram in the garage and your room

Oh I love spiders
I have no bugs in my house other than spiders.
I wonder why.

draw a pentagram in the garage and your room
this doesn't have anything to do with the spiders btw, he just thinks it'll be a fun thing for you to do with your family

watch out for anyone wearing sheep's clothing

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A loving JOKE



I AM GOING TO DIE HERE

I deal with those forgeters daily, just burn your house down.

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A loving JOKE
-snipperoo-
I AM GOING TO DIE HERE
It's so loving badass though

its practise for when you come to Australia

wolf spiders are not poisonous (at least the ones around here) and they eat other pests. we dont harm them because they are actually beneficial to keep around and will not harm you.

also, they do not make webs, so they arent a hassle to maintain. they just wander.

fun fact: 5 posts have been made within the same minute in this topic

alright sucker, here is what you gotta do

step 1: gear up with protection

step 2: break out the napalm go through the entire house hunting down spiders, cover up any wholes you see with duct tape, then fill it with water, smoke, or flames. use frying pans and jars and such to crush em

step 3: sleep in zipped up tents

step 4: win

Oh I love spiders
I have no bugs in my house other than spiders.
I wonder why.
because the spider friends eat all the other bugs
they are good friends


wolf spiders are not poisonous (at least the ones around here) and they eat other pests. we dont harm them because they are actually beneficial to keep around and will not harm you.

also, they do not make webs, so they arent a hassle to maintain. they just wander.

fun fact: 5 posts have been made within the same minute in this topic
but they're HUGE

At some point one of these forgeters is gonna crawl onto my desk and I will immediately die of a heart attack.

I'm already planning to sleep on the couch upstairs because of this.

someone i knew had a wasps nest stuck in their gas pipe

every time they'd turn on the stove wasps could come out