THERE ARE loving WOLF SPIDERS IN MY HOUSE

[MoltenKitten]

Wolf spiders aren't really dangerous. They're just very large and fast.

I recommend using them for pranks. Gather some bait (live insects will do) into a jar and wait for one of the spiders to come. Cap the jar and find a friend. When he's not looking, open the jar and dump the spider right on his head. He'll sure be scared, but it'll all be laughs when he realizes that the spider isn't from a family typically known for dangerous bites. Practical and fun!

If anyone ever did this to me I can guarantee they would never see the light of day again

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

If anyone ever did this to me I can guarantee they would never see the light of day again

is your name not important

[espio100]

A dead.

I just woke up and it was 11 in the morning :(

[Frequency]

is your name not important

I don't think his name would ever be important

[Becquerel]

OPERATIONS ORDER OPERATION "R.A.I.D" 8/18/15

Enemy: Wolf Spider Battalion
Allies: Forums

Mission: Destruction of Wolf Spider Batallion "Satans Legs"
Please refer to document 11/A-C for details

Mission starts at 20:00
Good luck
     -Admin Command

Kick some spider ass

[Ragequit]

is your name not important

do you just forgetin hate this world

[Lockebox]

do you just forgetin hate this world

And the human worms that feed on, namely, its carcass?

[Becquerel]

DEPLOY THE NAPALM

[Alyx Vance]

I live with large ones, pretty sure there is one that lives in my room (or a lot)