Step 1: Take whatever device you use to play music.
Step 2: Set the play option to shuffle.
Step 3: Answer these questions using the titles of songs that appear.
1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
2. Will I have a happy life?
3. What do my friends really think of me?
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
5. How can I make myself happy?
6. What should I do with my life?
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during love?
9. Will I have (more) children?
10. Will I die happy?
11. Can you give me some advice?
12. What do you think happiness is?
13. What’s my favourite special interest?
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?