Author Topic: sid jairo's civilization simulator - REST IN PEPPERONI MOHAMMED!  (Read 18338 times)

we must unite the church


we are one anime. under allah. he rule sky and karen rule earth. when karen pass into sky she become allah. kar-ah. it is the prophecy.

sacred priest tier known as "anime drawcigarettes". anime is word of allah. they give us word of allah.

the name of religion is Islanime.

we have two god. allah, the supreme god of the sky. he rule and create all. he give us his only daughter karen, who rule all of earth. she is living god and rule Ebenborough Caliphate. when she pass into sky she will become kar-ah.

we are one anime. under allah. he rule sky and karen rule earth. when karen pass into sky she become allah. kar-ah. it is the prophecy.

sacred priest tier known as "anime drawcigarettes". anime is word of allah. they give us word of allah.

the name of religion is Islanime.

we have two god. allah, the supreme god of the sky. he rule and create all. he give us his only daughter karen, who rule all of earth. she is living god and rule Ebenborough Caliphate. when she pass into sky she will become kar-ah.

moments ago you were fighting anime in all forms

islanime confirmed 0/10 flipflop false religion

vote jew

moments ago you were fighting anime in all forms

islanime confirmed 0/10 flipflop false religion

vote jew
no. allah show me true path. he say "anime is word. listen to." anime say "remove jew".

after islanime remove kebab, it will remove anime and reveal itself to be disgusting islam! do not vote islanime! jew is ok with anime coexistance! vote jew!

jew is best path, you see jew intelligent and wonderful religion



jew must study hard to be smarter than lost religion

we are one anime. under allah. he rule sky and karen rule earth. when karen pass into sky she become allah. kar-ah. it is the prophecy.

sacred priest tier known as "anime drawcigarettes". anime is word of allah. they give us word of allah.

the name of religion is Islanime.

we have two god. allah, the supreme god of the sky. he rule and create all. he give us his only daughter karen, who rule all of earth. she is living god and rule Ebenborough Caliphate. when she pass into sky she will become kar-ah.
You, Karen, have declared Ebenburough a caliphate, a word you don't entirely know the name of but it sounded cool and mysterious. You convert your local population to Islanime, an intolerant faith based upon fertility. Now that our faith is established, what will we do now?

enter a religion-fueled civil war

ban jews and send them off into the wild

You, Karen, have declared Ebenburough a caliphate, a word you don't entirely know the name of but it sounded cool and mysterious. You convert your local population to Islanime, an intolerant faith based upon fertility. Now that our faith is established, what will we do now?

we will elect the great military leader from among us. the one called Khalid ibn al-Walid. he has been named the Sword of Allah by the great one. he will lead our armies to victory until the end of time, at the judgement.

next we will cut trees



we will elect the great military leader from among us. the one called Khalid ibn al-Walid. he has been named the Sword of Allah by the great one. he will lead our armies to victory until the end of time, at the judgement.
Our military is weak and ill-equipped. We have made no contact with foreigners, so we have not prioritized building a stronger military. Should Khalid ibn al-Walid still become a general?

next we will cut trees
Your people will begin to do so, although bringing the lumber back will take longer because there is no road. Your people's stone tools will also have a tougher time cutting into the thick bark of these trees.



A preliminary ritual occurred, and so 10 more villagers have been born! What a glorious day.

yes, with the Sword of Allah leading our military we will not need to expand further for some time.

also get a couple guys to make a makeshift road to the forest. Have them clear brush, tall grass and trees in the way

the hunters should also scout the forest for game